lol I’m never giving my dad back this hat
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Just saw Club Kid and I take back anything mean I’ve ever said about Jordan Firstman
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this is low key what I thought going to a small liberal arts college was gonna be like, spoiler it wasn’t :/
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jack of all trade retweeted
Express yourself don’t repress yourself
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wait this tweet “broke containment” last night and people yelled at me for not understanding humor (even though they refuse to get this joke) but I didn’t even notice because I was out having fun with my friends and they were spending their night being freaks mean tweeting at moi
they should offer two types of screenings for You Can See Everything: one for normal people and one for people who want to performatively laugh at everything that’s humorous or awkward
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Billy tweeting this two months after RIP Charlie Kirk is so funny
Replying to @BriannaWu
People who hate trans people seem to think about trans people a lot more than anyone else.
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they should offer two types of screenings for You Can See Everything: one for normal people and one for people who want to performatively laugh at everything that’s humorous or awkward
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y’all misspelled Jack O’Connell
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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he saw Hailey Glassman taking over the world on RHONY and freaked out
Jon Gosselin and two of his children — Collin Gosselin and Hannah Gosselin — will share their stories in a new Netflix documentary that takes a closer look at what really went on behind the scenes of Jon & Kate Plus 8. Now in production.
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Wikipedia is down right now, what am I supposed to do at work all day?
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they should bring back Scream Queens instead and Chanel is the White House Press Secretary
Currently gleeking out!
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my fave theory that I made up is the reason that Nicole Kidman is always in the worst wigs in movies is so that when she wears her good lace fronts on the red carpet people don’t think it’s a wig (even though she’s literally always wearing a wig :) )
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and if I said Francois Arnaud if he got a little woofier, then what?
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Oliver Reed in The Devils is maybe the hottest a man has ever been on film, especially when he’s bald at the end. I mean… COME ON
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wait but like how is this diva a Tyler Childers fan?
I wont settle for a guy with a fake job
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wait and now Scooter is producing Todrick’s musical lmao
Taylor Swift’s close collaborator @Todrick Hall calls Scooter Braun “evil” and “homophobic” and claims the manager has threatened him in the past: “I know from his own mouth that he is not a Swift fan.”
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almost responded something funny but kind of shady to someone’s instagram story of a comedy reel and then realized they helped write it. Jesus is always looking out for his fiercest soldiers!
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my eye is twitching again today
in my Kate Berlant era: my eye won’t stop twitching
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kind of crazy the amount of Oscar winners in this single photo and the vast majority of them after this movie
Questionable film aside The Help was really MOTHERCON
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time to wrap up this Kelly Clarkson story, people are acting insane about it
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