I have MS, Pure OCD and a stutter. I’m way too sarcastic and I post too many photos of my cat. ❤️Man Utd, Snooker, darts paranormal, history, true crime, cats
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My son just asked what “Woolworths” was.
I just told him it was a magical place where you could nick pick n mix
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When we get visitors here we have to tell them that the kitchen tap and the TV will randomly turn on and off but that it’s completely normal 🤷♀️😂
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I don’t watch daytime TV it’s shite but just turned it on and a fucking pet psychic?! It’s affirmed why I don’t watch This Morning
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It’s been a crappy day but thanks @sainsburys for making me chuckle when I searched to see if you sold spotted dick 😂
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Did my 2 #Tysabri jabs and honestly I nearly quit after the first one.
The needle going in is painless, soon as I start pushing plunger it’s excruciating.
The worse ones yet I’ve done, actually cried and I HATE that fact makes me feel so weak #MultipleSclerosis
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MichelleMSfighter retweeted
Society should Stop testing things on animals; test them on rapists. If they say no, they didn’t really mean it anyway.
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We’re not talking.
She tried to bite me so I escaped to the kitchen, shut the glass door quick and I’m am ashamed to say that I mocked her slightly from the other side (whilst praying that she didn’t know how to open the door)
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I know I have some fucked it dreams but last night was a weird one:
My husband started coughing and out comes a penny,
He coughs again and out comes 5p
He coughs again, chokes for a while and then a 2p comes up.
Please can anyone enlighten me?! 🤷♀️😂
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What often awaits me when I visit the old greenhouse at the bottom of the garden.
Next doors cat Chinu letting me know that him and the greenhouse were here many years before we came along 😬😀
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Not been on here a lot lately. Had a few family, mental and health problems.
My mum gave me my dad’s old phone.
I turned it on and he had loads of screenshotted articles regarding MS saved, he bloody cared so much.
He always used to say to me “if I could take your MS i would”💔
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Just flu jab, Thursday I’ve got B12 and Friday my 2 MS jabs are due.
I’m having a lot of pricks and not the nice kind 😥😬
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My son passed his driving test first time, no faults.
Really really chuffed for him!
Until he asked me how many faults I got and then took the piss when I said 14 🙁😂
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I go through life thinking I’m mature.
And then I go browsing on Utube and realise that I’m actually 12.
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My son has never been to Old Trafford, it’s all he talks about.
In the old days you’d just buy a ticket and go up on the coach. But now apparently you have to have membership etc.
He just wants to go up for his 18th with his dad (I can’t travel that far now 😥)
Any advice? 🥺
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I’m pleased Huybrechts lost. The amount of times he left his darts in the board to do a custody tour of the stage was starting to annoy me #FlandersDartsTrophy
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