Lidstrom, as you can see, is wearing #9. When he got to Detroit, they asked what number he wanted and he said 9. They had to break it to him that he can’t have that one, and he took #5. Lidstrom mentioned that later Gordie said he would have given it to him had he asked.

Book club from Hell

Fire the boy genius Ben Johnson since his team can only score 3 points at home. To the Vikings and Wentz? He obviously can’t coach. The Bears season is over. So embarrassing. Their SB window is officially closed. #OnePride

So, nothing is going on in the world but these two, apparently

Man, season 2 of #ChadPowers is dark. They must also have cut the budget, because there is barely any football action. Is Ricky really worth the attention she’s getting? Mark Sanchez married her? (Wait, knowing him now, that makes sense).

Just allow a moose to be a service animal, at this point

Thank you, @SecDuffy and @EPA Zeldin for freeing me from this monstrosity the next time I buy a new car. You are working tirelessly for Americans. God bless!

We all have several of these in our garage, with no basic recollection of what we put inside them, right? #USMC #Ammo

Is the Sec of War having a convo with the Marine from the President’s Own? Seems to be a bit over the height/weight standard. Or, does he get a pass so long as he *loves* the CinC? He’s also about 67. #USMC #WHCA

78:00. So much time left for the referees to award this game to Messi. #WorldCup

To this day, if I’m the least bit chilly, I (and 400 million others) say “Chow so cold” and expect a laugh. #KenJeong