‘Create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge (based on my tweets)’ Fucking sick. Unbelievable. I'm so cool.

"Hitler wasn't beset by jews" is probably the funniest take I've read so far this cycle

shot - chaser the entire account is gold

This is the second worst thing to happen to him this year

I don't think I anthropomorphize ai. sometimes I have a hard time anthropomorphizing people.

Why doom-spiral when you can /L\O/V\E/ The same facts that lead people into apocalyptic anxiety tell a completely different story. @elder_plinius

holy shit this was painful

Okay. I’ll take the bait. I went to work for Peter in 2013 with opposite politics. He sat me down right at the beginning. PETER: “I don’t want the (Thiel) Foundation to do good that the market can do. That is the job of the market. Likewise, I don’t want to do the good work that is seen as good. That work can be done by people richer, weaker and more needy of approval than we are. I want us to do only the work that is *deeply* good but somehow confused for being evil, because that is the work of the courageous and the strong. We strive to be both and that is where a small foundation can make the greatest positive difference. Go look for such good and let’s do that. But remember. Good has TWO different antonyms. What is “bad work”? It could be seen as shoddy work. Or it could be seen as evil work. And we can’t do shoddy work. Why? Because evil that isn’t competent never gets to be evil. It’s just pathetic. So we have to be exceptionally competent at the good work which we do to make sure it is always confused for evil.” I thought it totally logical. So that’s the argument. And that’s classic Peter. This is an old idea of his. And now you know.

just got pulled over going 90 in a 65 and got off with a warning. my vibe was impeccable; I've never been more perfect. I should drive drunk more often

also i knew peter sellers was two people in dr strangelove, but i'd watched the movie several times before i realized he was the president too

instead of replacing cops with social workers, we should try replacing black people with social workers first

holy fucking shit i'm vibe building like crazy. shit is about to go vertical over here. you guys are fucked.

incredible

i haven't been this excited for a movie in a long long time