Went to the gym and literally on the first exercise I hurt my neck and now I can’t look left or right
2
35
Realizing I’m technically unemployed rn
2
92
how it feels when your life is objectively okay but you still wanna kys
73
10,946
47,867
370,454
Welp just officially quit my job! Now it’s time to goon crazy style
2
7
322
Trying to resist the urge to tweet abt every minor inconvenience
10
1,571
5,132
50,244
The Invite (2026)
congrats to my neighbor who sounds like she’s having the best sex of her life
3
13
568
Why did Norma rt this 😭
VisionQuest (2026)
1
3
219
2 movies watched again back-to-back today #cinephile
1
5
181
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Jay-Z performing at the Super Bowl next year
232
3,964
29,344
1,528,025
Fr cause now I say it irl when people look like a celebrity 😭
“__________ lost her damn mind”
6
565
Just found out if you have Youtube premium, the creator you watch gets paid proportionately to how long you watch their video so as an act of kindness I will turn on autoplay before I go to sleep tn
4
60
This lady is overstimulating me somebody kill her!!!
1
49
Wait I’m realizing I’m actually a cinephile
2
5
214
The Domino’s online tracker 4 minutes after you put your order in:
12
375
5,884
70,860
‘RED, WHITE & ROYAL WEDDING’ has been rated R for sexual content/nudity and language. Starring returning stars Nicholas Galitzine and Taylor Zakhar Perez.
4
125
Last day at my job!!!
1
1
4
95
leaving elon’s body but i miscalculated and still got 20 seconds left
Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
83
12,929
241,881
2,188,954
Oh so everybodyy working out triceps today, got it
2
45
Was talking to a customer and a small particle of spit flew outta my mouth and into theirs and they made a face but ignored it…
4
622
The way I can’t keep a secret for shit
1
41