How do you fight an outdated rule that requires cow’s milk to be used in barista competitions? With outdated language of your own, of course. @SpecialtyCoffee #OutdatedCoffeeRules
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Not milk.
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That's right, Zombie Donkey Pox. Oats!
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Drinkable oat vegan mayonnaise but with gobs of sugar in it?
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Replying to @meatNeggs
Look, you clearly don't care that we don't make vegan mayonnaise or that cow's milk contains more sugar than any of our unflavored oatmilks. So, we'd love to extend a peace offering via social media writing lessons! Or, maybe just keep these in the drafts next time?

Dec 20, 2022 · 9:21 PM UTC

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Replying to @oatly
You mean typos? Haha. Who cares? I’m just a guy on Twitter who believes in humans & cows & grass & sun & on and on. I don’t run a snarky social media account for a fake milk company that pretends refined seed oils and pesticides are somehow superior to the real thing.
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We possibly have more in common than you think, as we also believe in humans, cows, grass and the sun. Thanks for chatting with us oatmilk folks — we appreciate the opportunity to have real conversations, with oat fans and anti-oat fans alike.
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Replying to @oatly
Snootzville Karenitis with a side of flaky vegan skin. No thank you.
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