L ⭐️@oettinguin

used to watch #texashockey for science now i just do it for enjoyment and the psychological torture

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Joined March 2018
today is a very intense day. wish us luck from wherever you are bc we’ll need it ⭐️ the right choice will always be for democracy
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the look on ur face when u find out your former childhood best friend is a far right freak who is going to vote for the guy who shat his pants on national television
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not a single fucking good team in sight for me wow
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noooooooo 😭😭
L ⭐️@oettinguin
Oct 4
i just got home what’s happening in this game i know we got a goal at least
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Replying to @itsthatac
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the worst part is i was excited for this shit show that’s on me ig
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just die
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Replying to @butchtomhardy
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Replying to @rax17710n
it helps that i’m a night owl and currently unemployed
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hockey really is back
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good afternoon stars hockey is BACK i am ready to get stressed out
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i was like this close to reset my whole ipad bc my apple pencil wasn’t working turns out i just accidentally turned bluetooth off
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Replying to @cactwouse
at least you’re not the canucks
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Replying to @RyanWilliams22
oh
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oh nice. now i can know i’m getting dog walked on fantasy at all times. just what i wanted
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didn’t think opening this app on a tuesday afternoon would feel like this
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this feels like a fucking threat. i didn’t even know you could unlock new levels of twitter
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Replying to @USAP_COG
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Replying to @soundofemptuzis
yes lol here’s how it went, most of my queue got stolen right before my picks so i improvised. konecny was a mistake tho 💀 accidentally clicked on him right when it was my turn
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this always fucking happens to me all these years playing fantasy i only got #1 pick once and all the other times i was #10 😭
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Replying to @Sabrinapleasex3
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ignoring colin blackwell on waivers so no one steals him too
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i forgot i had a party tonight and only remembered bc my friends started texting me asking me what time i’ll be there
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we’re lowkey funny as hell for this
JFresh
@JFreshHockey
Sep 24
According to the fan survey, here are the most one-sided team hater relationships:
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try not to say goat challenge
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pretending i don’t see the united states government trying to interfere in my country’s elections again by rooting for a texas team
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big ass head but that face card will always pass sorry
L ⭐️@oettinguin
Sep 22
ngl yall mikko’s buzzcut is growing on me sorry he’s too hot to not pull that off
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ngl yall mikko’s buzzcut is growing on me sorry he’s too hot to not pull that off
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idk what i did but i really wanted to agree with this regardless
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to anybody wondering what the bad financial decision was: i have a date with my friend harry xx
L ⭐️@oettinguin
Jul 20
just made a terrible financial decision but i do not regret a single cent
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Replying to @bbutwhy712
we’ll only regret not making reckless decisions
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watched this 6 minute tiktok of a woman talking abt her schizophrenic sister that at some point thought she was dating an nhl player for months. when i tell you i knew EXACTLY who i was gonna find when i opened the comments
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Replying to @ccactouse
can’t even deny bc it really was 😭
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Replying to @USAP_COG
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is now a good time to say spain is my second nationality
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my chart is incredibly unbalanced 😭
⭑.ᐟ@satxrampage
Jul 14
whole lot of different colors for all my changing personalities
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friend reposted this one and i know for a fact her man is ugly asf god bless her
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why would apple even offer me this if i’m not eligible fucking corporations
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This tweet is unavailable
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Replying to @thatkidkali89
like thomas said
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is this even legal
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holy shit??????? wasn’t aware malkin knew ball like that
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the way i went to like this tweet and accidentally clicked the video instead yall do not unmute i repeat do not unmute
r@6ffside
Jul 12
u couldn't pay me to unmute this video
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how it feels to be user oettinguin
Spooky Jøsh⁹¹@aliensforest
Jul 13
how it feels to be user aliensforest
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Replying to @Mirothestallion
oh
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incredible things happening in my fyp rn
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