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Planet Earth
Me and the boys using AI in the Oil and Gas industry
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The more you fuck around the more you find out
That “fuck around and find out” graph video really cracks me up all the time.
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The final trailer for ‘DUNE: PART 3’ has been released. In theaters on December 18.
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god really save una say argentina no win that world cup, messi for win the ballon d’Or again 😭
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lamine yamal has never finished outside the ballon d'or top 10 since making his professional debut at 15. he might not have won it tonight, but i have no doubt he'll win one soon.
🌕✨ OFFICIAL: 2026 Ballon d’Or TOP10. 1. Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 3. Lamine Yamal 🇪🇸 4. Rodri Hernández 🇪🇸 5. Lionel Messi 🇦🇷 6. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 7. Ousmane Dembélé 🇫🇷 8. Erling Haaland 🇳🇴 9. Michael Olise 🇫🇷 10. Fabián Ruiz 🇪🇸
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harry kane's redemption arc needs to be studied. years of disrespect and trophy jokes, and now he's got the ballon d'or. what a story.
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Our delegation at the 70th Ballon d’Or Ceremony, led by President @JoanLaportaFCB , alongside Vice-President Rafa Yuste and players Lamine Yamal, Rodrigo Hernández and Joan Garcia.
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39 years of age and messi is still rubbing shoulders with the world elite in the ballon d'or rankings. we will never see another player like this again.
The 2026 Ballon D'Or 𝐓𝐨𝐩 𝟏𝟎.
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villains always have a PhD. Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Doolenshmirtz, Dr. Octopus, Dr. Doom. good guys stop at Masters. Master Splinter, Master Roshi, Master Yoda. PhD corrupts the soul.
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Still can’t accept the fact that they robbed Messi of the World Cup Player of the Tournament award for Rodri.
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La saison du Barça c’est comme si t’adoptes un chien qui parle, tu dis à tout le monde qui parle, et quand les gens viennent le voir, il bave sur lui
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the air is completely still. not a single breeze anywhere.
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it hurts to admit, but this team does not have that ruthless winners edge. beautiful football means nothing when the backline is practically handing out gifts every match. until the defense gets sorted out properly, it is just all talk and zero bite.
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RAPHINHA!!! pedri, you genius!
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the jokes aren't even funny anymore. watching manchester united right now just feels sad, you really have to pity the fans.
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I have a natural inclination to want to provide for a woman I like. It happens almost instantly once feelings start to develop. That feeling goes away the moment I see or feel she thinks she’s entitled to this. The “as he should” or “that’s what a man is supposed to do” mentality turns me off so bad
Men genuinely enjoy providing. It’s the entitlement that ruins everything.
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my timeline since they added automatic translation
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i want it, i need it, i deserve it.
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month
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