Me: “I’ll just check Twitter for 5 minutes”
Also me 3 hours later: still here, emotionally attached to a stranger’s dog and questioning my life choices
Who else is chronically online like this? 😂
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VMAs season is here and I’m already preparing my ‘I predicted that’ tweets.
Who’s winning Video of the Year in your opinion?
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Be honest…
Are you actually eating tacos today or is it just another regular Tuesday for you?
Drop a 🌮 or a
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hello everyone how are you all today is very happy day for me because i got admission at university yeah yeah yeah
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Perseid meteor shower peak under zero moonlight = pure magic.
How many did you see?
Reply with a number or ‘clouds ruined it 😤’
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The version of you that’s tired, doubtful, or overwhelmed still showed up.
That alone makes you stronger than yesterday.
Give yourself credit… then keep moving.
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Elon didn’t rebrand Twitter to X…
He just finally admitted the blue bird was too basic for a guy who yeets cars into space. X = multiply the chaos. 🚀
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Here’s a shorter version:
Hey friend 🌿
If your mind feels busy today, try this:
Take three slow breaths.
Feel your feet on the ground.
Or simply notice five things you can see.
No pressure. Even one small pause is enough.
Be gentle with yourself 🤍
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Your future self is watching.
Don’t make them disappointed.Want me to adjust the tone, add hashtags, make it longer/shorter, or create posts on a specific topic? Just say the word.
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My mom slipped away just before dawn.
The birds still started singing.
The dog still needed his walk.
Someone left a voicemail about the group chat.
And the kettle still boiled like nothing had changed.
It feels almost cruel that the world kept spinning.
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Rest in peace, Ben Jones 🕊️
The man who brought Cooter Davenport to life on The Dukes of Hazzard and later served two terms in Congress has left us at 84.A rich, full life. A character we’ll never forget. Hazzard County just got a little quieter today. You’ll always be family.
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Does the West have any leverage left to stop this without risking an outright regional war, or has the naval blockade strategy completely backfired? 👇
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