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I bought my younger brother a phone after saving for months. He was so happy he couldn't stop thanking me. Three weeks later, the phone disappeared. Everyone in the house searched for it. My brother cried and swore he didn't know where it was.
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Men don't bag flexible ladies like this anymore 🥺
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Just this year, you have been in 3 failed relationships. Yet you still think the problem is the men. 👍🏽
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You are 30+ and you keep telling people you're 27 or 28. What's the need to always put your age backwards?
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What’s the biggest difference between making love and just having s£x?👀🤔
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That Girl That Acts Like "I Don't Catch Feelings" She Will Love You Like Mad Once She Lets You In.
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You have to be on 1 hour call with someone to win 10 million Who are you calling??
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Your man requests for more than 4 And you can only do 2 What's the way forward pls? Help a lady 🥹🥹
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Once you use these 3 ingredients, you will never see cockroaches around your house again 👍🏽
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bro knew damn well he wanted to do the last part 😂😭
When the 2 man starts to get competitive 😅
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You wan give person wey never chop handwritten letters? You wan give person wey wan pay rent handwritten letters? You wan give person wey wan buy like 3 wigs letters? You wan give person wey wan sort bills handwritten letters? 😂😂😂
We need to bring back the art of writing physical letters.
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What’s the most awkward conversation couples should have about s€x but rarely do?
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#42000 40 - 45 LAGOS
As a married man, once they lock their eyes on you like this, in the lounge, stand up be going home and meet your wife
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God blessed Gilmore and he went from This To That
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Wizkid - the most decorated artiste in Africa ever.
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A lot things hide under dresses sha
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Omah Lay back to his lonely home studio, New Project? ⏳💿💜
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All he asked was "WHY ARE YOU SINGLE ?" They started popping, like bruhh!!! These ladies need to think before they react 😆😆😭 Even the host was confused 😕 How is that a question that makes you pop the balloon. 🤔
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Wizkid once said ...
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Ronaldo has celebrated his long time friend in the game, Lionel Messi. He respects all he has achieved and wish him luck in his endeavors. Eras come to an end. We won't see this type of Ronaldo-Messi rivalry again.
🇵🇹🫂🇦🇷 Cristiano Ronaldo: “Leo, so many years defending your country and a story that will live on forever”. “You have all my respect for everything you’ve achieved with Argentina. A hug”.
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