If your religion wants you dead for leaving it, you’re not a follower, you’re a prisoner. Islam calls itself a "religion of peace", but apparently cancelling your membership requires a funeral. Insecure Allah has a customer retention problem. I'm so glad I escaped this cult.

Make Diomande deliver Barca to me first make we start agenda

I like when a muslim is self aware enough to admit they just pick and choose which parts of religion to follow and simply use religion to cope with not knowing what the universe entails

Took feminism back 15 years 🤦‍♂️

God is a girl dad Christians vs Islam is a feminist religion Muslims

E get one time wey United fans dey follow us beg for Barca High line too 😂

When the Muslim population in a country is less than 2%, they are a peace-loving minority that poses no threat to other ethnic groups. United States 1.1%, China 1.8% for example. When the Muslim population is 2-5%, they begin to push for government authorization to enforce Islamic law in Muslim enclaves, recruiting new members from prisons and the streets, with disturbances occurring in Muslim enclaves. Such countries include: Australia 3.2%, Canada 4.9%, Italy 4.8%. Denmark 5.4%, Germany 6.7%, United Kingdom 6%, Spain 5.3%, Thailand 5.4% When the Muslim population reaches 5-10%, major disturbances erupt in Muslim enclaves; they advocate for the introduction of halal foods, ensuring that halal food practitioners are Muslims; they pressure chain supermarkets to label shelves with halal certifications, threatening those who refuse to comply. Such countries include: Denmark 5.4%, Germany 6.7%, United Kingdom 6%, Spain 5.3%, Thailand 5.4%, Philippines 5%, Sweden 7.1%, Switzerland 5.9%, Netherlands 5.5%. When the Muslim population approaches 10-20%, nationwide riots occur; Muslims issue a series of demands, such as building large mosques in enclaves, granting super-national and super-legal privileges, forcing non-Muslims to follow Muslim customs, and criminalizing "expressions of dissatisfaction with Islam." Such countries include: France 10.8%, India 14.6%, Israel 18.4%, Russia 13%. When the Muslim population is 20-60%, jihadist militants sporadically massacre non-believers, burning down Christian and Jewish places of worship; other ethnic groups either convert to Islam out of fear of being killed or are killed by Muslims; the country experiences massacres and ongoing terrorist attacks. Such countries include: Ethiopia 33%, Bosnia 50.7%, Chad 55%. When the Muslim population reaches 60-80%, Islamic law replaces secular law, establishing a theocratic regime that persecutes all other non-believers in the name of the state, massacres Christians, and imposes taxes on non-believers using Islamic law as a weapon. Such countries include: Lebanon 67.8, Albania 60%, Malaysia 63%, Qatar 77.5% (Qatari citizen 100%). When the Muslim population is 80%-98%, the country lives in daily intimidation, violence, and jihad, carrying out ethnic cleansing and massacres, with the state expelling non-believers. Such countries include: Sudan 96.6%, Bangladesh 90%, Egypt 93%, Indonesia 87%, Iraq 99.6%, Pakistan 97%, Palestine 98%, Syria 90%, Turkey 94%. When the Muslim population is 98 to 100%, the Islamic people welcome the "House of Islamic Peace." In theory, this should be a time of peace, as everyone is Muslim, living in harmony without internal strife—but in reality, it is nothing like that; peace is not achieved, because in 100% purely Islamic countries, Muslim groups of different sects attack each other, vie to become the leaders of domestic Islamic law, and seek to eliminate other Muslim factions for all sorts of reasons. Such countries include: When the Muslim population is 80%-99%, the country lives in daily intimidation, violence, and jihad, carrying out ethnic cleansing and massacres, with the state expelling non-believers. Such countries include: , Afghanistan 100%, Somalia 99.6%, Yemen 100%. Maldives 99%, Mauritania 99.6%, Morocco 99%, Niger 98.2%, Iran 99.5%

Keeping this particular nigga on standby, immediately Peter Obi wins next year's elections, im having victory sex cause I deserve it. Gotta break this crazy celibacy with Peter Obi winning. Please vote O.K so I can have sex.

I have zero rizz when it comes to wooing a woman. Every girl who’s ever given me a chance probably genuinely liked me

Il a récidivé..

tengo q ser flaca para siempre porq mi insulto favorito es gorda puta

I hate all religions equally. I never gave a fuck.

Sherlock Holmes who?

Big games player have only one blueprint. And that blueprint is Ronaldo. In a big game, nobody wants to be the system player. Nobody wants to be the quiet one dimensional genius. In a big game, everyone wants to be Cristiano Ronaldo. Because in big games, fear comes. The stadium is loud. Your legs are heavy. Most players hide. They want one more pass. They want someone else to take it. Ronaldo never hid. He demanded it. That is why when a kid plays his Champions League big games, he does not imitate Messi's walk. He imitates Ronaldo's chest out. "I'm here." When the whole stadium doubts him, he does not hide his face. He does the shh. Silence them. When the pressure is killing everyone, he does calma. Calm down, I got this. Desire Doue is not imitating celebrations. He is imitating a personality. The personality you need when the game is too big for normal players. Small games have many heroes like messi and Bruno.

These guys fall at any difficult hurdle in the UCL for the past decade how did they get 2nd best team in the world shouts?

Leaving Nigeria was a 10-in-1 answered prayer for me .

One minute, you’re just a bank staff earning ₦140k/month, commuting between Iyana Ipaja and VI daily. Next minute , you have a PR in Europe, drive a nice car, a nice apartment, and the freedom to travel and afford almost anything you want, all within 2 years. Still crazy to me.

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Jackzambaye vs that suicidal high line good luck all ima say

" You're like a brother to me " Now 'your brother' get babe aa you vex