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i approached two people at my college and asked them if they wanted to make a new friend and after talking to them for hours, he hands this to me bc he got it from a fortune cookie he broke 20 mins before we met and it’s the most surreal thing i witness this week
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i’ll have like post fight clarity every so often, where i realise a nap and a snack would’ve avoided that
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i hope they never find out but once i had an argument on reddit and they actually changed my mind and perspective on the subject in the direction of the point they were making
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all of my friends are in relationships at the same time and every time we talk i hear a new nightmare
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none of this is that serious
The “prettier one” is just “naturally” insufferable and self absorbed. Not only has she hogged all of the ring light exposure so her skin looks flawless, she also posted her friend crashing out for barely getting any space to show her festive outfit - just to uplift herself.
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i wish more people wanted to play among us with me, in 2021 if i wanted an among us lobby i just had to breathe on the call
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being 19 is so weird why am i worried about the ethical implications of talking stages and watching porn while in a relationship
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Every time a married man hits on me, I have to resist the temptation to seduce his wife
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she left again after giving me unexpected attention in her ovulation phase 💔
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i hate open ended movies and stories, if i wanted to imagine the story myself i would have done literally anything else
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My first time getting high was more special than my first kiss
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