“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” - Carlin | broke larp

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we're here then we're gone
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我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里,使劲一夹给夹爆,然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来,有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精,往里面灌点,蟑螂什么的就出来了,完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的,毕竟都定期来姨妈的,脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的,后来火辣辣的,冰火两重天操起来很刺激,用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里,翻出来当社会人,翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容,把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边,然后高价卖给公狗。
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gotta love steam's age check where I put I'm born on jan 1st 1900 and it's like aite cool you can view this content
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Fedi 🚬 retweeted
Still the best tweet
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Top 3 funniest CT moments of all time😭
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gm
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do people not realize that a cbdc is only great for governments smh
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US considers plan to promote dollar-backed crypto stablecoins worldwide.
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up 0.4% on yesterday's IBIT buy 🔥 idk how yall do that 9-5 shit fr 🚬
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wait... is PURR a real stonk ticker for hyperliquid ??
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gonna have KFCereal with gravy and Kraft Dinner cream soda for dinner
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I wish this was AI but it isn't society is lost
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just used 25% of my cash to finally buy some IBIT @ 47.72 (buttcorn @ ~84.2k)
Made with AI
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rasmr the typa meatrider to save ansem's contact as "hansem" for call display and notification purposes
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ct is sorely lacking in good pasta this go round last cycle it seemed like there was something fresh and delicious every week
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Fedi 🚬 retweeted
I Can’t Believe We Let These Morons Ruin Crypto😪
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thinking about how I missed buying the bottom thanks to the stupid halving chart
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gm btw
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ANSEM coin is practically a major at this point
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memory stonks look like they're gonna keep climbing too wtf ...
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I don't even follow my own analysis or advice I am #WASHED
when the time cums 50-60k prolly a nice place to go all in and pray again
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all I wanted to do this cycle was go all in on buttcorn and do absolutely nothing... and I couldn't even get that right
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