New article up! I do a deep dive into Manchester United’s underlying numbers and try to make sense of what they actually mean. Read, share and subscribe if you like. Link in thread. #manchesterunited #premierleague

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Remember when Davido denied publicly protesting during end Sarz protest💔

From a childhood dream to the Theatre of Dreams, Marcus Rashford's journey has been one of ambition, desire and belief. This Black History Month, we’re championing the stories of current Premier League stars who carved their own path to the top. 🎨 @tvnpaid

"Laaaaaaagos, I love you so much. My name is SantanDave, I come from Streatham Vale SouthWest London but todayyyy, we're in Lagos Nigeriaaaa. Thank youuu for an incredible tour, incredible show. I promise, I'll always be back here in Lagos, Nigeria. I love you guys so much." 🐐🤏🏾

6 years ago, as people died for #EndSARS at the toll gate. 14 women placed in charge of the protest account had: ~ over 157M naira unaccounted for. ~ 8 BTC unaccounted for. In today's money, that is $650,000. They claimed the BTC "hung" for 3 months. The women:

My new art work titled “See No Evil”- a remembrance piece for those who died during the Lekki tollgate massacre.

Issue with whatever the fuck you’ve just said is that roads weren’t blocked. However way you want to twist it, it’s inhumane to shoot teargas at a PEACEFUL gathering.

Man 😭😭 You’ll be okay in the end, nothing do you.

This post made me realize that many of you don't even know what presumptive tax means. Permit me to educate you. First of all by law, everyone is required to file taxes by the 31st of March 2027. That's approximately 2 months after the election, in case you haven't noticed. Whether you are employed or unemployed, NRS no send your papa. You must file. What happens if you don't file? The Nigeria Tax Administration Act provides for: - ₦100,000 administrative penalty in the first month of failure. - ₦50,000 for each subsequent month the failure continues. So what is Presumptive tax? Presumptive tax establish a simplified tax framework for individuals and informal sector businesses whose income cannot be reliably calculated due to a lack of accounting records. Now Imagine being a POS operator in Nigeria. Your personal bank account records ₦100 MILLION in transactions in one year. Then the taxman comes asking questions. You are not a big businessman. You operate a POS stand, help people withdraw and transfer money, and earn commissions on transactions. But because you use your personal bank account to run the business, ₦100 million has passed through that account in a year. But if you cannot produce proper records showing what you earned, the tax authority may assess your business using the presumptive tax rules. Here is where things get serious. Under the 2026 regulations, qualifying businesses whose income cannot be reliably determined may face a presumptive tax of 1% of actual or estimated turnover or revenue. If the tax authority lawfully determines that your taxable turnover was ₦100 million, 1% would be ₦1 million in tax. For those that file taxes, if NRS looks at what you paid for taxes and decides it's too small, the law gives the tax authority to make an additional assessment if it determines that you were assessed below the amount properly payable. They can use presumptive tax to bill you more. So they will send you additional amount to pay based on their own assessment. If the tax debt becomes due and remains unpaid, the law also empowers the relevant tax authority, under specified conditions, to take that money from your bank, or from your business partner or your supplier or anyone that is doing business with you. The scariest part is that they can do this without first obtaining a Court order. Now ask yourself have you received clear, practical education on these rules before enforcement begins? Government wants compliance, but compliance requires understandable rules, fair assessments, accessible filing and a genuine opportunity to challenge mistakes. People should not have to discover their tax obligations through a penalty notice. Elections have consequences. You go vote abi you no go vote?

Nah the kain defense wey yamal dey chop week in week out be this. No wonder.

This is my Endsars song. Not that hypocrite

Debería darnos vergüenza como periodistas españoles que no exista una campaña para que Fabián Ruiz gane el Balón de Oro.

la virgule de raphinha #PSGBAR

Night like this makes hate united even more. God, why we no fit good, why? 😭😭. Look at the quality of footie in display today and look at the poison united dishes out for us week in week out 💔

Hate to say it but Arsenal are probably the only team that can stop this PSG team.

Ferran Torres man, a slightly better finisher and he’d be rivaling Mbappe and Haaland for goals

Yoruba, Igbo, and Hausa names The bullets didn't select them by tribe, but six years later we're even more divided than ever

Doue really has this reverse finish on lock 😮‍💨

Look at Fabian man, crazy baller

I confess, I did it, my name is Omar Berrada and I am the CEO of Manchester United. Come get me.