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We cleaned the apartment before our trip.
Not for us. For the burglar.
If he's going to scale ten floors to rob us, I don't want him leaving a 1-star review.
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I have Tkachuk on my fantasy team and after 4 games he's done almost nothing.
Sorry, but who was worried that losing him was a tragedy?
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Now do Canada.
This map shows how far you can drive in 8 hours from five major European cities. Source: buff.ly/C1I2GYE
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When was the last time the Senators made a good goalie decision?
Here's a challenge: Name the top 5 goalie decisions by the Senators in the last ten years.
Staois saying he isn’t well versed in goalie selection. Well neither is who he has in charge of those fkn decisions. Justin Peters DOES NOT deserve a job at this point. Another miss!!
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Philip O'Reilly retweeted
It would be relatively easy for the NHL to setup a service that lets fans subscribe to their teams rather than a general broadcast streaming service.
Dinosaurs.
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
— Mel Brooks
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Wouldn’t it be great if you could just subscribe to a team instead of a streaming service?
How much would you pay to watch a game? $1? $5? $10?
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Romulus: How many sheep do you own, Remus?
Remus: Somewhere between 1 and 3.
According to three members of my family, this is how counting worked before the 5th century.
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