A serious person disguised as a cartoon character. @pastakeith everywhere.
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Greatly tempted to sing “And so what we have learned applies to our lives today, God has a lot to say in His book” at the transition to the conclusion this morning.
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Keith Myer ™ retweeted
what if our main purpose in life is to retweet the brilliant thoughts of others. we can't all be Einsteins
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Hey @DelmarvaConnect this is the second day in a row you’re cycling my thermostats. In a heatwave. For hours.
What in the world. This is immoral.
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Girl patriot 🙏 🇺🇸 🦅
Hey @Jonathan_Howe I am drafting a resolution for 27: “On the superiority of SBC memes over PCA memes.”
I have it on good authority that #PCAGA memes are better than SBC memes.
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. @Delta “we need to take your carry on bag.”
Me: “why?”
“There’s no more room in the overhead bins.”
Upon arriving at my seat, plenty of space in the bins.
“We’re very very very sorry.”
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Poor customer service form @Delta multiple times over four flights these last two days. Carry-on bag policy makes nonsense.
Massively inconvenient and disruptive. Lots of apologies but no one cares
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So @Delta staff have taken my bag 3 times in the past two days. Every time there has been space in the bins.
I’ve almost missed connections and been delayed because they’re just taking bags without verifying the bins are full.
Very frustrated.
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A first.
A Father’s Day without father or father in law. They are both with Jesus. They were both good men. Fathers. Grandfathers.
And the grief is real because all I want is more time.
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Four young men driving very fast through my neighborhood in a car just shouted at me.
“Six Seven!”
Kids, don’t blame boomers and Xers for wearing out your memespeak.
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Preventing the abuse of adults with disabilities in churches was the focus of a luncheon hosted by the Evangelical Council for Abuse Prevention at the SBC Annual Meeting June 9 in Orlando.
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“On the contrary, the parts of the body that seem to be weaker are indispensable,” - 1 Cor 12:22 ESV
Any strategy that does not engage the disabled is a partial strategy. #sbc26
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Keith Myer ™ retweeted
Monday morning activities underway at #sbc2026 … follow ongoing coverage at thealabamabaptist.org, thebaptistpaper.org, and on social media.
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Keith Myer ™ retweeted
If anybody needs a hotel room for SBC, we got a couple extra available. Reach out.
#SBC26
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