pea brain, m.a.@peadbrained

black lives matter | she/they | lg(b)t | the moon is not real

Joined September 2016
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application to work part time at a bookstore got rejected bc when they asked my experience with books i said “i have a masters degree in english” and they said that makes me sound like a douche
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it's so cool that we're in an argument unit right now because i get to have kids practice writing what they need to for the unit while also talking about these midterms
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every race tonight is important but i've been refreshing this bad boy since 6:15
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something very special happened today...
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pea brain, m.a. retweeted
Indiana Democratic Party@INDems
Nov 4
.@BeauBayh : “My friends, it is clear we have won this race!” Indiana, your next Democratic Secretary of State!
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RT @intofoIklore: voted blue in indiana
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*george* say do you love me i tell her paul mccartney i only love my john and my ringo i'm sorry
Struan 🚘🎇@StruanDrowned
Nov 3
She say do you love me I tell her paul McCartney I only love my John and my Ringo I’m sorry
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saw a take that said not knowing choosin texas is misogynistic but i’m here to say that i work a teaching job and a retail job and have heard it at neither
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watching mr smith goes to washington and my headcannon is that jimmy stewart is autistic and his special interest is boys
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bisexual women: do. NOT take your cis bf to pride. take him to the opening night of phoebe bridgers’s lost tour
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i went to aerie to get a bra and pulled out my membership card for them to scan. girl said, “i’ve never seen this,” and paged a coworker over who then asked, “are you, like, vintage?” not if the card (from 2014) was, but if *i* was vintage lol
bru saw jungkook's tits live
@poulbaker
Aug 28
this is so disgustingly true
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alixbz
@alixbz2
Aug 19
Replying to @shOoObz
dont get me started about unalived. I cannot.
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i saw the weinermobile yesterday at portillos and after i got a picture in front of it, the driver came back, at which point a cop who was parked next to me hyped himself up, knocked on the window, and asked to go inside. when he came out he was cheesing big time
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me after getting the orange cream matcha, hating it, then continuing to drink after my fiance said to just stop
Maryam
@hell_line0
Aug 15
im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways." She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."
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shit so dire i’m thinking about getting back into praying
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me personally if i’m ending up in a situation where you can only have sex once a year, i’m also going to the beach that makes you old to benefits from the time trap
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my take is that i only go if there’s no risk at all to me bc i’ve been t boned twice during turns that i did have right of way on. so i am generally more cautious BUT ALSO if i’m about to turn on red and somebody behind me honks at me, i’m not going bc fuck you it’s red
Wacketay the Woke Sultan@Wacketayy
Jul 25
Right on red is hilariously dangerous and should be illegal. I basically never do it.
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i actually don’t think in dialogue this is that much of a problem bc i’ve heard people in real life say the letters tbh. i did it all the time in high school. like people say it and in this context it’s being said
hemera 🇵🇸@heemeeraa
Jul 25
A PUBLISHED BOOK!!!!
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