just trying to balance my understated humility with my aggressive narcissism
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I'm tired of election conspiracy theories...
There is nothing abnormal about a large voting precinct lying about a water main break and then telling everyone that they are done counting for the night, followed by sending all of the poll watchers home and then bringing out large cases of ballots.
There is nothing abnormal about a small group of hand-selected election workers scanning said cases of ballots multiple times... ballots that happened to go overwhelmingly in favor of the candidate that was about to lose.
There is nothing abnormal about the declared winner of the presidential election later honoring these aforementioned election workers with Congressional medals and calling them "heroes" (see comments below).
These are all very normal things that happen in every election. There was nothing nefarious at play and there is certainly no voter fraud ever.
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"Teachers are the real heroes. Gotta admit though, that guy who planted the flag at Iwo Jima? He's *close*."
- Norm Macdonald
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I like the Cheesecake Factory, if I'm honest. Cheesecake is therapy. And taste comes in many forms.
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We gotta kick Dijon Lee off the team. He's a problem, and we flat out don't need any more of those.
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Just saw a commercial, while watching college football, that says "liberals are the new racists." Lmao. We are so cooked.
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Not that you can trust the thing, but here's a solid explanation of the AI bubble. Don't fall for it. It is not what the Internet was. It's simple the best search engine we have so far.
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RT @DschlopesIsBack: The year is 2003.
You just woke up at 3:30.
This is probably on your TV screen.
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Is there any bigger scum in human existence than "journalists?"
How do sports teams continue to make these types of blunders in 2026?
Absolutely no one in a boardroom thought, 'Ummm, maybe this could be interpreted like..."
1) Hire a chief common sense officer
2) Hire someone, at least one person, who understands the Internet and social media. Just one.
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