r8 and h8

If your product isn’t safe, don’t release it. I worked on FaceID, the pitch wasn’t “this is useful, but there’s a 10% chance the lasers will blind you.” The internal testing protocols for that were incredibly strict.

>be senior devops engineer in Germany >master's degree, 10 years experience, five interview rounds >72,000€ before tax >C2 German required >All team members based in Asia speaking English >mandatory office attendance to sit on Teams with people at another mandatory office >"we have a startup mindset" >company founded in 1894, CEO is the founder's great-grandson >"we have flat hierarchies" >eight people can veto your decision, none can approve it >hired to "drive digital transformation" >need department head's signature to install Docker >service account request rejected because "accounts must belong to a person" >CI/CD pipeline ends with a ticket for Jürgen >Jürgen on holiday until the 23rd >AI tools forbidden because Datenschutz >database password in an encrypted Excel file called Passwörter_final_NEU.xlsx >root password in Confluence >on-call every weekend >company phone listed under benefits >ask for a raise >unfortunately the salary band is exhausted >no budget for a second monitor >external consultant gets 1,400€ a day to ask you how the code works >take banana from company fruit basket >office manager says those are for the upcoming customer visit >Fachkräftemangel

its over, they lobotomized opus already

All the most impressive Claude 5.5 demos are when people let it loose to work on a big task on its own. But if you try to steer it, it ends up taking instructions too literally, or asking you about every little thing. Interesting how it's the same tradeoff as with image gen.

Runescape players will be like man idk why i'm so anxious all the time meanwhile this is how they play the game

I will win.

This is a demo of how far AI has come in game development. After 500+ hours of agent runtime, we built this recreation of Zelda: Ocarina of Time completely from scratch. Everything you're seeing in this video was made from scratch. No game engine used. Built with GPT 6 Astra, Fable 5.1 and Opus 5.5.

rest in piss Sundayschool Predator