2026? You really had to be there🥂

Remove the comfort that keeps me average and give me the courage to become who you created me to be. amen

This rain is a sign, there’s nothing anyone can tell me

You no talk quick I start am as I de chop my rice this afternoon 😪

Involve me o

I really need to get back in shape.

There is no metric for greatness in football that you cannot associate with Ronaldo. Goals: Long-range screamers, free kicks, penalties, tap-ins, volleys, half-volleys, headers, weak-foot goals, acrobatic goals, bicycle kicks, chip shots, solo goals, counterattack goals, and last-minute winners. Finishing: Composure, precision, placement, power, one-on-one finishing, first-time finishing, and finishing under pressure. Passing: Short passes, long balls, through balls, switches of play, one-touch passing, backheel passes, and defence-splitting passes. Assists: Cutbacks, crosses, through-ball assists, lay-offs, flicks, and creative passes that unlock stubborn defences. Technique: Ball striking, first touch, body coordination, shooting technique, and technical execution under pressure. Ball control: First-touch control, chest control, aerial control, controlling difficult passes, and keeping the ball close at speed. Crossing: Whipped crosses, floated crosses, early crosses, driven crosses, and accurate deliveries into dangerous areas. Weak-foot ability: Scoring, passing, crossing, shooting from distance, and controlling the ball with his supposedly weaker foot. Heading: Jumping ability, timing, accuracy, power, aerial positioning, and scoring against taller defenders. Shot power: Thunderous strikes, long-range shooting, powerful free kicks, and shots hit with exceptional force. Free kicks: Power, knuckleball technique, dipping shots, curling efforts, and scoring from different distances and angles. Dribbling: Close control, speed dribbling, changing direction, beating defenders one-on-one, and carrying the ball through tight spaces. Skills and flair: Stepovers, body feints, chops, flicks, tricks, and the ability to embarrass defenders in one-on-one situations. Strength: Holding off defenders, shielding the ball, resisting physical challenges, maintaining balance, and winning aerial duels. Speed: Acceleration, sprint speed, explosive movement, counterattacking pace, and running in behind defensive lines. Movement: Intelligent positioning, diagonal runs, exploiting space, finding blind spots, and making perfectly timed runs into the box. Off-the-ball intelligence: Reading defenders, anticipating rebounds, attacking the near post, and positioning himself for second balls. Athleticism: Explosive jumping, balance, agility, coordination, flexibility, and extraordinary physical conditioning. Mentality: Discipline, confidence, ambition, resilience, determination, competitiveness, and an obsession with improvement. Big-game performances: Delivering in finals, knockout matches, title deciders, and crucial moments when the pressure is highest. Clutch moments: Late winners, decisive goals, comebacks, crucial equalising goals, and performances that change the outcome of matches. Iconic moments: Memorable goals, signature celebrations, historic comebacks, record-breaking performances, and unforgettable nights in football. Consistency: Producing elite performances across different seasons, competitions, teams, and stages of his career. Longevity: Remaining productive at the highest level across multiple generations of footballers. Adaptability: Succeeding in different leagues, tactical systems, attacking roles, and footballing environments. Versatility: Playing as a winger, inside forward, midfielder, wide attacker, and central striker while adapting his game over time. Records: Goal-scoring records, Champions League records, international records, and individual milestones. Bro has a video compilation for anything you need to learn about football. He is going to remain relevant for as long as football exists. There is a reason so many of today’s top footballers look up to him as their role model He is simply the greatest.

I become instantly unavailable to work the night before my leave starts.

This but How I met your mother 🙂‍↔️

I lied, we’re not gonna fuck, we’re gonna watch all 10 seasons of Friends. 😚

Reverse psychology won’t work on me try reverse cowgirl tho

Order my steps this day oh lord

I miss him cos what a run

Partially disagree…it’s chewy

Why do girls always think we wanna smash? Girl, I heard you can cook!

Watching a movie and someone asks “How long does it take to really know someone?” One person says you can never really know a person and I agree. I don’t think it matters how long you’ve known someone or how much you’ve been through together, you can never completely know a human

God will do it.❤️

I’m still becoming who I see in my head. Until then, I’ll wear my unfinished story with confidence

wow spending recklessly is so fun 🥹

the propensity of one big win to zero out all our losses is why we keep bombing

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this?.