She couldn't believe that he would stay He couldn't believe that anyone had left.
11
18
294
36,039
to celebrate big wins from their team. Guys destroy TVs. Women take sexy pics in their teams uniforms. Women win this round.
1
1
55
Whataburger was a bad decision.
39
Maybe Napier was the problem.
2
2
49
remember when you could see people's likes. that was crazy.
2
33
I am going to start AIing all my picks
1
3
49
My favorite part of the Texas celebration penalty is the player acting surprised that got a flag.
33
Sweet Pie retweeted
Happy birthday The Brady Bunch
10
5
72
1,154
Sweet Pie retweeted
I like a man who keeps a tube of Icy Hot on him at all times
12
12
111
2,168
say it with your chest is a dumb saying to me.
30
Do you think everyone has someone that they think more about than they think about them?
2
3
6
103
Why yes, I did follow you for your tits.
36
It's really hard for me to not open my big mouth and mind my own business.
1
2
8
260
some of you need more sex and it shows.
1
2
43
Sweet Pie retweeted
If you ever feel like your faith in humanity is almost restored, for the love of god don’t have a garage sale.
20
55
262
6,051
I didn't come here to lose
1
1
45
Water crackers are clearly the best crackers
1
1
2
77
Sweet Pie retweeted
How many of you, like me, are just skipping pre-game shows for the NFL and for college football? Nothing constructive or informative is ever imparted, and it's just a handful of blabbers @NFL @CFB
1,316
302
9,232
142,608
I wish I had known how entertaining government meetings can be
2
29
It could be simple but we like to make it difficult.
2
3
106
are you mad at me.
1
1
1
93