Old Spud | Better Covenant, Better BBQ | Omnium rerum principia pinto beanum | Ozarker
Missouri, USA
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Brian signaled the bulk.
It’s time
The cool thing about bulking is being able to walk into the gym and beat the logbook on pretty much every lift week after week.
Incline chest press? Yeah, I think I’ll PR that?
OH press? Why not. PR.
Lateral raises? Sure, I will have that third PR of the day.
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Montana is getting invaded AF
It was great to join Minister @PriyankKharge for a productive meeting on the many parallels between India and Montana and begin discussions on future areas of collaboration in quantum, photonics, aerospace, precision agriculture, and bioscience.
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I’ve met a 6’ tall woman before
This Texas powerlifting champion might LOOK Indian, but we know that’s impossible given how puny Indians are. I’m reliably told he’s a 56 year old Groyper who painted his face brown and stopped by the competition to show what an old white guy could do without even practicing.
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men want no frills utilitarian living spaces
women want to "feel clean" all the time
this aesthetic satisfies each gender, and also satisfies them as a couple.
This is one the reasons why it won't go away anytime soon
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Its not my tweet, but someone said girldads exist because now a man has a woman who looks like his wife but actually loves him
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Our hens kept killing roosters.
Each new rooster was systematically murdered by the hens.
Enter rapist Ralph. He was brutally assaulted by the hens. Survived 3 rounds of attacks in the first hour. Finally, they gave up.
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My wife is very competent at her job of managing our home. That competence brings an incredible amount of peace and joy to our household.
If I come home at 5:00 PM and tell her
“We have 30 people coming over at 6:00 PM. We need to feed them,”
She doesn’t panic or get mad. She immediately starts thinking about what she can make, in that short amount of time, to feed 30 people.
She keeps the fridge stocked with soda and beer for guests. She makes sure the humidor is stocked with cigars. She keeps plenty of ice on hand. She always has groceries to bust out a bunch of tacos or homemade pizza for crowds
She even goes so far as to think "I know that this guest has an older Iphone, let me get a charger for his phone set up." Or "This guest has a gluten allergy, so let me make a special pizza for him."
It is a tremendous blessing to me, and to our guests. I can't tell you how often people stop me to tell me how amazing it is receive her hospitality
Men who are competent at their work make the world.
Women who are competent at their work make the world enjoyable.
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