How about I become a top applicant for scamming my way into receiving fraudulent disability benefit checks, because at this point even living like a romanian in vienna sounds better than whatever this is
>be me, wageslaving in teams meeting
>main part done, mute and chill till end
>yawn but do the turtle orgasm sound
>repeat turtle orgasm sound 3x bc funny
>mic was not set to mute
How does one come back from this?
Tbf I have come back from worse:
1) CFO walks in on me doing the retard kid basketball on head "YAAAAA" sound
2) dropping "ich bin eine biene - du wirst gefickt" at the lunch table while CEO was within earshot
I'll be fine