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The cute gas station girl gave me a free hot dog, what mean
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oh you’re a data analyst? why don’t you try to data girl
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Urgent prayer request for my grandfather (cancer)
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Thats my driver
Valtteri Bottas is currently cycling from Malaysia to Singapore!🚲
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Čekao 2h na svilaju s tatom tu večer, odgledali cijelu utakmicu na mobitelu i prešli granicu ~5min nakon završetka. Gud times
3 goals in 5 mins… you just had to be there
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Sent bald and bankrupt a drunk insta dm last night apparently, offered him to show him around in bih and hr lmao
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Virgin "goy" newbie (you) vs seasoned balkan "stoka" veteran (me)
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Ćevapi sutra? @RumelianDaFirst 🤪🌞
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Odzak mentioned
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fuxked up in the crib sippin dr peepee
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Rođo lijevo, s desnim fifu igrao -> ja sam zapravo na slici s modrićem samo što nisam
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Haven’t done one of these in an account or two.
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Might be going to the girlfriend store, anybody need something?
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How about I become a top applicant for scamming my way into receiving fraudulent disability benefit checks, because at this point even living like a romanian in vienna sounds better than whatever this is
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>be me, wageslaving in teams meeting >main part done, mute and chill till end >yawn but do the turtle orgasm sound >repeat turtle orgasm sound 3x bc funny >mic was not set to mute How does one come back from this?
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Tbf I have come back from worse: 1) CFO walks in on me doing the retard kid basketball on head "YAAAAA" sound 2) dropping "ich bin eine biene - du wirst gefickt" at the lunch table while CEO was within earshot I'll be fine
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