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cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely
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had no idea judge judy dresses like susie essman outside the court room
"If you don't like this country, go somewhere else."
Judge Judy doesn't mince words as she explains why she considers America home and calls it "the greatest country in the world."
"Don't come to the greatest country in the world, the most successful country in the world and say, 'I want to change it.'"
Her message to people who want something else: "Go there."
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I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR TAYLOR LORENZ TO USE ANY OF MY TWEETS ON HER FUCK JERRY STYLE INSTAGRAM.
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What the helly
Oil and fracking tycoon Harold Hamm has just finalized a deal with Venezuela’s state oil company to develop and operate 126,000 acres of the country which possess an estimated 30 billion barrels of oil reserves.
In 2024 Hamm pumped $1 million into Trump’s campaign, right after Trump asked Big Oil to fund him in exchange for dismantling fossil fuel regulations.
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I am shy. I am tender. My favorite film is Perfect Days by Wim Wenders.
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Quiet. Let him think!!
Paul Thomas Anderson has settled on his next film.
“He had a few ideas and I think he’s chosen one and he seems to be gaining momentum again.” — Jonny Greenwood
(Source: screendaily.com/features/its…)
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Imagine his foot gets caught and then he’s hanging upside down and change is falling everywhere
Just Wemby doing Wemby things 👽
Still trying to figure out how he kicked the net full of basketballs 🤔
What crazy moves will we see from @wemby in Year 4?
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This sucks. I saw so many movies here. Watching Serenity here while mice were chirping was one of the greatest experiences of my life.
New York City's AMC Kips Bay 15 To Close At Year's End deadline.com/2026/08/amc-kip…
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Another rough day at work. Getting a job at the Lego store has been my dream since I was a kid, but I don’t think I can deal with politics of it all anymore. Gonna try and put on a straight face for run club tonight
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I’m happy there was a camera there to catch the odyssey. Not sure I’d believe it otherwise
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Apparently the safest thing you can eat right now is pizza. But hey. I’m not complaining 😂
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I love drinking chasers. Just drinking a bunch of chasers all night. Diet coke
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