Fiction/quest/short story writer, prolific shitposter. My stories (Google Drive:) tinyurl.com/vwsnb7ra s*bst*ck: @aerogreekactual

at this point the only way to surprise anyone is to actually deliver
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Dumb bitch literally died because she couldn't hold fast. I can't fuckin believe it man
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>California is Zeon checks out (video text: "San Fransisco is gone now!" "That was for the good of ALL Americans!")
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COME THE *FUCK* ON WHAT EVEN THE FUCK IS THAT ON TOP, TO BORROW A LINE FROM @Aviation_Intel A DUNCE CAP OF SHAME MEGAMAN-ASS VILLIAN WRITING WHAT IS THIS RETARD CALLED, "MISSILE-MAN?" GET THE *FUCK* OUT OF HERE BRING BACK THE ZAKUS
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WHAT DOES TOMINO HAVE AGAINST REDHEADS?
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BEAM SABER - APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE COCKPIT!
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That's an American meme that resulted from a terrible late-night commercial for a product called "head-on." The annoyingly repeated catchphrase: "HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!" This meme is also used to describe Russians playing War Thunder. If you ever encounter one of those useless asswipes, just fly like this:
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SWWWWWWWWWWING BATTA BATTA SWIIIING
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FUCKING DUMBASS
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Out of curiosity does Tomino have a Twitter account? I want to ask him if he had a red-headed girlfriend that broke his heart when he was younger.
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