Andy Burnham steps in after Man City’s financial rules verdict, unveiling Prince Andrew and Peter Mandelson as the new ownership dream team. Liam Gallagher reacts with all the dignity you’d expect. {satire}

🚨 MCFC DIRTY CHEATING BASTARDS🚨 Bought it. Bent it. Bragged about it. Years of “you’re just jealous” — now the verdict speaks for itself. Want one? GET YOURS NOW. 🔥 Stick it on the car. Show everyone where you stand. 👇 glazeroutstickers.bigcartel.… #mufc

One of the greatest players I've ever had the privilege to see. In a day and age where prices are bandied around like confetti I honestly don't think you could put a price on what his capabilities were. Now, you get one type of midfielder who sits on one position, passes it 10 yards max and it worth £100m. Then you get another type of midfielder who adds average attacking thrust. Another £100m Then, you have captains who don't open their fucking mouths for 90 minutes, called" leaders ". Another £100m He was a team's best defender, best holding midfielder, best leader, best attacking midfielder and most important match winner. Priceless. Truly priceless.

Etihad threatening to sue. UAE reportedly intimating that UK investment could be pulled. A Prime Minister couching any criticisism. If this sorry saga doesn't convince you that state ownership of football clubs should never be allowed, nothing ever will.

#ShamchesterCity #MCFC

#ShamchesterCity #MCFC

Erling Haaland on what teams he's excited to play next season. #mancity #manchestercity #mancityfc #mancitycheats #cheats @ManCity @premierleague

The one, the only, untainted Treble..... #MCFC

Man City fans can say “You can’t take the Agueroooo moment away from us,” and that is true, we can’t. But that moment*, what was once the greatest moment* in PL history, has now been tainted so badly it is totally meaningless.

Forget the appeal, the mud attached to Manchester City's name will now stick forever. To the rest of football, they are CHEATS, writes IAN LADYMAN trib.al/DEW0kNb

"Curly Watts, Eddie Large, Noel Gallagher, Jason Manford, Nick Leeson, Kevin Cummins, Clive Myrie, Barry Bennell, can you hear me? BARRY BENNELL ... your cheats took a hell of a beating!"

Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.