I am going to november 9th your penii
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Woke Thomas Hutter when Orlok gets ready to perform Black Eyed Peas' other seminal hit from 2003:
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taxi driver: slovenians make very good wives
me: haha ok
taxi driver: not good husbands though
me: is your husband slovenian?
taxi driver: YESSSS of course
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D&D lost something as a game when they stopped recommending clerics to call themselves ayatollahs
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kodaka and toby fox in tbe same room is kind of beautiful bcs the Homestuck gigapause kind of made danganronpa popular in the tumblr spaces Back In The Day so that's kind of undertale cousin twice removed
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arrggghh råkade slå sönder mitt bord när jag tänkte på hur hemskt det är att män måste stå ut med blue balls, false rape allegations, receding hairlines, och lustfyllda kvinnor som bara vill utnyttja dem💔 unga män idag har det alldeles för tufft💔 (165cm och blond btw)
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I’m reading this tiktok comment section about what people have done in OCD therapy and I may have found my new occupation
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Heard a guy rolling a dice behind me on a multiple choice exam
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When she projects all her period pains on me but I tank it cause I am a #FeministKing
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Gay pirate: ahoy there me lads
See how there was no indication of his sexuality other than my label? Would you have even known otherwOh my god hes plundering mad booty nevermind JESUS he's making them walk the plank #InnapropriateUseOfPegLeg its getting jolly up in his roger😭👀
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Aujourd'hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas. J'ai reçu un télégramme de l'asile : "Mère décédée. Enterrement demain. Sentiments distingués. CERVEZA CRISTAL." Cela ne veut rien dire. C'était peut-être hier.
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Dude in platos cave:
No the shadows shapes aren't meant to represent anything. They are just formless blobs. I enjoy watching the blobs move.
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bringing a cake that says "sorry I caught feelings for your girlfriend" to a birthday party and causing problems I was hoping the cake would solve
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it's so beautiful to me how Toby Fox leveraged Undertale's success to meet a bunch of famous Japanese developers and they all fw him for it. like they met this random 30something white guy from New Hampshire and all immediately went "yoooo this dude is sick hell yeah"
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I hate this polycule, and I hate how hard it's been to break up with it. Each time I'm almost free, someone points out I forgot to say "Uno!", and then I'm right back in again. Sucking and fucking and shaking my fist in rage, swearing I'll remember next time.
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La blague de "Poster une dingz, mettre son tel en vibreur et se le mettre dans le cul" peut devenir réalité
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