Don't touch my Head

Head pats activate instant round eye mode

Yes it is showing in me too 👍

Aggressive high fives only POV You asked for a gentle high five and got a combo attack instead Put 'er there How about I put you in your place instead

Personal space was violated A swift response wasnecessary The warning glare lasted 1 second The slap took 0.1

Humans are bad Cats are good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Whenever the hand comes down or grabs the cat quickly darts forward and playfully snaps or nips at the hand with fast reflexes In between snaps the cat sits back up stares directly forward or back at the camera with a calm wide-eyed look before reacting to the next day

Bro got seated like a toddler waiting for dinner Just a little guy sitting like people

She’s in heat and needs to be spayed  When you're trying to flirt and they hit you with the aggressive neck scratch and walk away

The cat has a gullfriend Cat I see you. You're trespassing on my windowsill airspace Seagull Laughs hysterically Cat Excuse me? Did you just laugh at me? Seagull Laughs even harder Cat Paws the window Say that to my face without the glass feather duster Seagull LMAO intensifies Cat Exasperated flop I can't deal with this bird today

It’s the jumping over him each pass for me Alerted by the chaos the person immediately springs up from the sofa rushes over stops the wheel with their hands and pulls the kitten out safely to make sure it is unhurt

POV You’re on a FaceTime call trying to stay serious while the drama unfolds right behind you If I pretend I don’t see them, maybe I won’t get dragged into it

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a parent using a baby monitor at night with the text overlay As they use the remote controls to pan the camera away from the sleeping baby the camera moves across the room and tilts up to reveal a cat staring directly, close-up into the camera lens with wide eyes

Chin scratches the ultimate cure for any mood

this cat is about to launch a tornado attack XD It looks up directly toward the camera with wide curious eyes briefly turning its head to track movement in the room before leaning back in and gazing up intently at the person

Too clingy Clingy level 10/10 Wouldn’t trade it for anything

Cat suddenly made this face Cats make this open mouthed curled lip expression when analyzing an interesting or strong scent It directs scent molecules across the roof of the mouth into the vomeronasal organ