we should all know less about each other

please don't ever ask me about my tweets they're literally self harm
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26 kış yaşadım hiçbiri gittiğin ağustos kadar soğuk degildi
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getting drunk w your dad is fun because one minute he’s talking about history next minute im explaining what shawarmas are
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my outfit serving anti-NATO the way i got a ussr hat and a chinese jacket on
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god bless you vaporub
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im pretty sure im gonna get a ticket one day with the way i keep throwing raves in my car
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one of these days a random person will tell me they recognise me from twitter and then i will blow my shit off smooth in front of them
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since when is a bombay to blr round trip worth 19k
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i guess bro🫩
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bro please don't ever come to india again what the fuck is this
RL INDIA 2026 LINEUP 🔥 GET YOUR TICKETS ON THE DISTRICT APP 👉 rollingloud.com/india
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you like sluts because you’re horny i like sluts because they’re artists whose medium just happens to be sexuality
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uniqlo doesn’t tell you that their sweatpants can get you laid
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every time the twitter overlords notice the app getting boring they send a new doomed romantic entanglement in my life so i can start tweeting bangers again
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twitter
Dating app for men in love with their ex
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i like twitter because i love talking but i don’t have any willingness to do the listening and responding part of conversations
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so what we learned today is to never date pisces women
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HOMEGIRL CONFIRMED SHE WAS THE PROBLEM WE ARE SO BACK GUYS
just had to end a situationship good lord it’s a terrible feeling to realise you’re actually not in a place to date anyone
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just had to end a situationship good lord it’s a terrible feeling to realise you’re actually not in a place to date anyone
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Los gringos son esclavos. Les parece bien que su presidente sea un pedófilo, que sus hijos mueran en tiroteos sin que nadie haga nada y que sus impuestos vayan a matar niños extranjeros en vez de tener sanidad pública; y aun por encima te llamarán de todo si a ti te parece mal
Your universe has no meaning to them
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