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── .✦ INTRO ✦. ──
⭑.ᐟ name : calvin
age ⤷^᪲᪲᪲ : 15
. ₊ sexuality : lesbian
prns ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 : she/any
⋆.˚ gender : genderfluid
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Come along, and ask Stolas anything your little hearts may desire. On October 30th, he'll answer his favorites… on video! Now, don't be shy. Ponder away!
reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/s/C…
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i want to have sex with the girl in the video lowkey like just for fun like im gay but im tryna see how big drake is and like why drake was so addicted to her ykwim ? like maybe they arent that bad and social media is lying to everyone bc they are jealous like #needdat ykwim
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I tucked my boner into my waistband and accidentally shot rope at the mailman
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They finna have that nigga stolas like this 3 minutes into the AMA
Come along, and ask Stolas anything your little hearts may desire. On October 30th, he'll answer his favorites… on video! Now, don't be shy. Ponder away!
reddit.com/r/HelluvaBoss/s/C…
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Farted so hard my belt unbuckled and flew out of my trousers like a whip and lashed my uncle across his back like a slave
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I’m way too friendly with everybody and i keep getting sexually harassed it feels like this
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the 4 boys + butters being a team in a regular object show is untouched comedic gold
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how it feels to interact with your friends after an extremely minor fuck-up and expect them to despise you after it
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Saudi guy seeing his sister enjoying one of her three rights
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Last night I cried really bad because I couldn't jerk off is that normal
Like I wanted to jerk off really really bad but I couldn't because its a mortal sin so I just got really upset and cried because I just really wanted to masturbate
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theres a queer owned bakery (really fucking good btw. Love their shit) but theyre not open on mondays. Its like whyyyyy???
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“Argentina con hambre”
Un árabe con la cabeza de su esposa de 7 años cuando no le espera con la comida lista
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Japonais qui se réveille d’un rêve érotique avec une femme majeur
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Dracula can stop time, hypnotize people, has super speed, shapeshifting, telekinesis and probably more yet couldn’t save his wife from getting killed by an angry mob #Ok
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