Dani✨Editor by day, fanfiction author all the rest of the time✨Find me on ao3 @ prettysailorsoldier✨she/her✨🩷💛💙
Michigan, USA
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"Where's my straight pride parade??"
Twice a day every day at Disneyland you bibbity bobbity bitch
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i fear i should stop announcing that i’m working on a specific fic because right after i say it, the universe decides to cosmically alter the chemistry of my brain so that i have no interest in working on said fic and instead makes me want to work on something else instead
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AO3 Fic: 2k words
Me: Cute little bedtime story
AO3 Fic: 180k words
Me: Cute little bedtime story
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Nothing will EVER beat watching Yuri on ice drop every week and going crazy over the trailers and be talking online about Viktuuri in the winter of 2016.
Nothing will ever be close to that experience. Nothing peaked like that.
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Fandom friends are so great because one second you're swapping cat pics and the next they're giving you feedback on smut
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absolutely NOTHING could've prepared me for this
im crying genuine tears from laughing so hard
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Me to my husband at the penultimate episode of a season of a show he's never seen: "Okay so we can watch one episode or four, but there is no in-between, so are you in or are you IN??"
(he was lowercase in 😞)
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My girl Kat just dropped an update baby!!! 🌉💕
archiveofourown.org/works/87…
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Fanfic should never be shat out by AI, fanfic should be written by a human being with something wrong with them
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ugh I'm so far behind on my fic reading because when I'm in a writing era I like to stay in that headspace, but this has been a very long writing era and now I'm feeling VERY OVERWHELMED BY ALL THE UPDATES 😭😭
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I love being married because why did my husband, two feet away from me, just send me a meme on my cellular device and I responded, still two feet away from him: "Why are you contacting me????"
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shit my husband says to himself while baking:
"That's a good yeast jar"
"We want to scald, not boil"
"I dunno, Vaughn[recipe creator]..."
"Oh yeah, that's definitely supple"
"I was wrong, Vaughn"
*putting dough in proving drawer* "Be brave"
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okay but could someone with adhd do THIS??! *listening to music while read-watching Forensic Files from the captions*
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It is important to note that you can set the publish date on ao3 to literally anything, that's how one of the first big hr authors got caught +
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I love going to an early fall bonfire and carrying around the smell for hours, I know some people can't stand it but I like feeling charred in a cozy way idk
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Even as a non-religious person, I personally cringe at the hubris required to personally tell the Pope that you think your company has created an ensouled being, thus rendering Anthropic equivalent to God the creator. Further, that you did it for profit and it is now enslaved.
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