Thank God this is not my portion
In my humble opinion Trips and flowers shouldn’t be a standard in a relationship, they should be earned
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Even in Holland they use to call Africans Bokito and bush people
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> gets a job coding for NASA > builds Mcafee antivirus from his living room > hits the forbes list > becomes a suspect when his neighbor's found dead in belize after killing his 4 dogs > changes his whole look to slip out of belize with his 20 year old girlfriend > tricks the police by hiring a body double to cross the border with his passport > meanwhile he goes the opposite direction to guatemala > fakes a heart attack to dodge capture there > the hitwoman sent to kill him becomes his wife > behind snowden's leak that exposed the US surveillance state > stops paying taxes by blackmailing the gov > runs for US president (twice) > bugs Hillary Clinton's campaign staff by mailing them "free" laptops > moves to a boat in the caribbean with armed guards > most wanted in 3 different countries > judge approves his extradition to the US > found dead in a Spanish prison cell > spanish judge ruled his death a suicide > previously said if he's ever found dead it wasn't suicide > may still be alive The very definition of "You can just do things"
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Those ‘good girl’ comments just tickle me the wrong way. Don’t say that to me
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Killa 🔪 retweeted
sorry am i missing something? why does this even matter…..
I’ve just found out how many likes women get on their insta stories and it’s radicalised me. I’m never liking an IG story again 💔
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Y’all need to start putting respect on my city
Replying to @prsk232
Sorry, where is this, not Brussels 🤔
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No better time to find Jesus. I will pray for this man.
❤️‍🩹 EXCLUSIVE: Carrot Top spotted at church weeks after attempting suicide. 📸: Backgrid
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j’suis que bruxellois moi j’suis pas belge
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God forbid
This is gonna be the most treacherous winter we’ve ever experienced, I can just feel it 😭
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Can someone that did cocaine explain to me why you can’t control your jaw
Looks like Rachel Zegler had one line too many before the Met Gala.
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Any man that has this tattoo without his chest tatted is a throat goat to me
Ts look fire
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Huh 😭
There's absolutely no need to order starters on a date‼️ You'll never see me again.
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Wait till you find out about Snapchat
Replying to @abs1k_
Imagine waking up to 100+ IG story likes 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
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It’s only because men cheat
I’ve just found out how many likes women get on their insta stories and it’s radicalised me. I’m never liking an IG story again 💔
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85% of the time I go UK it’s just to eat Nando’s I don’t even do anything
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Only if you like em back tho. If not it feels like the plague 😪
I wish I could put into words how it feels to be around a man who’s undoubtedly attracted to you. I don’t think crack comes close 🤞🏽
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RT @rorisanglbl: I wish I could put into words how it feels to be around a man who’s undoubtedly attracted to you. I don’t think crack come…
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I need shito and spaghetti right now!!
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Killa 🔪 retweeted
Everyday yall get on this app and admit willingly you don't know women. A lot of women take pics of food for photo dumps not just ig influencers bro it's 2026!! please go outside!!
Shit was not lasting after I seen this bih do this performative bs she doesn’t live life for what it is and does it for Insta These female streamers/influences gotta go.
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In Japan They Are now Making R&B Like It’s The Early 2000s Again! 🔥🤯🇯🇵🎶
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