"I love in ways that might worry a therapist, but thrill a poet"
I love in ways that might worry a therapist, but thrill a poet
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Oscar pekee ndio atanusurkia. Yeye tutampeleka shule aanzie grade 4. Hao wengine ni jela. Sifuna the 6th.
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Ukiona tweet kama hii from her jueni mumewafinya wanashangaa wafanye nini.
Sifuna may be Ruto’s project. Just FYI.
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At this point, chapati mistress anafaa awacon mpaka ile siku mtashika adabu.
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Is that movie "you should have left" worth my watch?
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Let's unite Zimbabwe, Malawi, Tanzania and Congo and our great nation will be (ZIMATACO) if we can add Zambia and Kenya it's going to be (ZIMATACOZAKE)
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Let's unite Zimbabwe, Malawi, Tanzania and Congo and our great nation will be (ZIMATACO) if we can add Zambia and Kenya it's going to be (ZIMATACOZAKE)
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HE Edwin Sifuna today engaging with local mwananchi❤️😍
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Kuteleza sio kuanguka
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Kuna beef na kuna ukosefu wa akili na nidhamu, how would you banter a dead person??
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Fleetwood 0 - 5 Arsenal. You saw it here first.
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Chap is so handson you would never tell he is actually the GM here...
Mercedes shipped the 2023 with a faulty seal in the motor killing it's bearing and leaking coolant inside the motor However @equatormobility has not only repaired it but also made a seal that will never break to fix manufacturers defect and create a repair technical service bulletin for similar issues . We handle all EV repairs works Minor and major .
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Dear men, you wife doesn't owe you sex especially if you go 50/50 on finances and she carries all emotional & mental labour of the home.
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Apparently it’s my golden birthday. But I’m sad… Please send me voice notes kwa dm mkiniimbia to cheer me up
Turning 28 on the 28th, how cool is that
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Owich on the bleaaat
‘Friendly banter’ na unasema mimi ndio hutoa ile sauti ya mbuzi kwa ngoma za Octo? Issorait
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"Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own."
I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.
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Mpeleke Zanzibar venye ulipeleka dem ya yule boyz mwingine
Hi dear I promise you, am not like that other injina. I always deliver 😂😂😂
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Ulimanage?
Nikawahi date dem wa twitter lazima mmoja wetu ataDeactivate na sio mimi
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Imenikumbusha ule mwenye aliitishwa sufuria hahaha
Usiwaki Kubali kununuliwa kitu na dem😂😂
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#ArtistAppreciation Check out this awesome sketch by @PencilArtSam
I just finished this today 🇰🇪 @morgan_freeman
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