FYI for White Peoples of America: "Nandini Gupta" is Hindi for "Dunning Kruger".
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Ivanka:Albanian_Barefoot_Hike::Hillary:Bosnian_Sniper_Fire
Ivanka fantasy: “We were on a friend's boat and stopped for a swim. That's how we found it. We swam to the island. We hiked barefoot all the way to the top. We were just captivated." There was no barefoot hike @BurggrabenH explains why her fantasy compromises Albania’s EU bid
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What is SLOVENIAN, for "New Plane, Who Dis?"
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"Rather than focusing on Beating Medicare, I now recognize I should have Fired (Physically Beaten) Merrick Garland (Loser AG)." --JBIDEN
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There Can be Only One ...
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Never go Full ̶R̶e̶t̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶ North Korean ...
Trump: I can't even draw a woman. Eric: My dad never doodles. RFK Jr: Trump drew a perfect map of the Middle East by memory.
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Alternate History of D-DAY: WCHURCHILL: "I propose the Americans fight the WEHRMACHT at NORMANDY, while we ̶s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶ secure IRELAND by 'settling' everything north of the RIVER LIFFEY." FDR: Sounds good to me!
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If Israel were doing this it would get resupplied by the United States for the bombs it used.
Iran is firing missiles that break apart mid-air and scatter smaller explosives across wide areas. These are indiscriminate weapons aimed at civilian zones. If Israel were doing this, the screaches of outrage would be deafening. But it doesn’t even make the news outside Israel.
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"I have something up my sleeve!"
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SCOTUS/POTUS/SOTU will be fun ... "Trump also repeatedly said the word tariff was his favorite word in the dictionary."
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20th Century Berkeley Dumbass = CSTOLL/Silicon Snake Oil 21st Century Berkeley Dumbass = EBENDER/AI CON
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"GREENLAND shall immediately surrender to MTRUMP for 'Improvement'!" --DRUMP
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"I think it quite possible that I could have dispersed the crowd without firing but they would have come back again and laughed, and I would have made, what I consider, a fool of myself." --General Dyer, The Butcher of Amritsar
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Apparently NMADURO didnt make it to the SAFE ROOM in time because he wanted to hear the end of an NPR STORY.
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KAITLAN COLLINS: Do you have an CHRISTMAS/NEW YEAR MESSAGE for the AMERICAN PEOPLES? DRUMP: I, your LEADER, wish you JOY THROUGH STRENGTH! The Folk shall have the TESLA JtS-WAGEN! The Reich shall have BATTLESHIP PRINZ TRUMP! KC: Er, do you mean KRAFT DURCH FREUDE?
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HCLINTON, Queen of Epistemological Caution! ... "Is Ubama a Muslim?" ... "Not as far as I know." --HCLINTON "Is Mamda an Antisemite?" ... "I hope not." --HCLINTON "I landed in Bosnia under Sniper Fire on a Jet called Hempel's Raven!" --HCLINTON
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"Is it Real or Onion" -> "Is it Real or Fridge Magnet Random Words" ... "Qatari Air Force In Idaho".
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DTRUMP: Minion, see if there was some GARMENT involved in the CKIRK EXTREME EXSANGUINATION EVENT (EEE) I could obtain to WAFT ABOUT at my next RALLY." SMILLER: Yes, Master.
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How many BRAIN WORMS in this Picture?
Thanks for eleven years of love and laughter. You fill all my empty spaces.
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