I like planes and I drink coffee everyday. Love the Mariners and wish the A*tros would disappear for a few decades.

Portland Westside, Oregon
Hey, hey! Watch out for that first step, it's a Twooosday! 🤣🤣
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The Astros have been eliminated. Therefore, any outcome for the MLB Postseason is now acceptable.
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Mr. Ronald Acuña Jr, YOU are a friend of the Seattle Mariners.
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The MOST Controversial Corgi race in world history.
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So glad the Fire pulled that win out, cuz after that Mariner crap I couldn't have handled the loss.
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This Storm broadcast crew is really good. But they are forgetting they are calling a national broadcast.
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This is the Holly Winterburn game, obviously.
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Attention in the terminal, if you look down at your feet & realize you’re only wearing ONE SHOE please return to TSA… we have the other one.
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HOW did the Mariners win that series?!?!?
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Investigators have released their preliminary report on the crash involving a LEGO 747 and Space Shuttle earlier this week. flightradar24.com/blog/fligh…
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It's important that if the Mariners fire Dan Wilson, we will always respect him for the team legend that he is. That hasn't changed. He's done his best, but he may not be the best person to make these in-game decisions.
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EVERYONE I'm wearing my Carla Leite jersey tonight to In-n-out. They didn't win but she earned every bit of her fame today
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Finally got my black Portland Fire shirt, so now I have the attire for black jersey days. Got my Carla jersey for the red days.
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Tridads on top 🔱
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storm category: zero
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I believe this is the best pun of all time. Hands down.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: “what’s your blood type?” “I’m probably a type O”, said the rabbit
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Our hearts 🥹
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Too many 49ers fans at SeaTac today. There's one guy with an Astros hat, which is much worse than all the 49ers fans.
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I had a dream where the lady at the checkstand was Betty White. I don't know what that means.
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