talking hockey probably pens + kings + victoire 🫶🏻

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do you think Sidney crosby is vibrating right now. Do you think we could power a clock through him like he's a potato
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it seems like even Sid couldn't decide the significance of the tie so we did away with it entirely. Unrelated this is a great look on Murashov
curious to see what Sid's ruling is gonna be on the tie. Murashov wore it for both the home opener winner in OT, and also last nights loss-- but! Murashov played incredibly. Unsure about the spiritual importance of the penguins tie yet and look forward to seeing where it shows up
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wermie 🪐 retweeted
Pregame prep.
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"unbearably" ok that was dramatic. But still
this makes me unbearably sad for Mack. He deserves better than this
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ok I need to chill on penguin
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wait a second
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wermie 🪐 retweeted
another thing i'll say is that women contain multitudes. many straight women who watch the nhl def do find players attractive but if you look at who their favorite player is it's Chopped Baldotron 5000 whom they like bc he had a sick goal 5 years ago. theres way too much nuance+
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OKAY SLAY 💛🐧
The Penguins have activated forward Bryan Rust from Injured Reserve.
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okay GQ, so you wanna talk about hockey and culture? Talk about the abolition of the pre-game suit requirement and how hockey players cannot seem to find a good sense of style (okay this one is kind of a joke but also maybe not)
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okay GQ so you wanna talk about hockey and culture? Talk about how the rise of AI is cultivating suspicion towards certain artistic mediums, and how sports are one of the last frontiers of entertainment not threatened by gen AI
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okay GQ, so you wanna talk about hockey and culture? Talk about how live sports are the only remaining opportunities for synchronous viewing and how recent hit shows have made hockey a serious contender for something cities have to rally around + grow community
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they act like David Desharnais never even existed
that whole article is whatever but like. Obviously this writer doesn't know hockey
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i just wanna watch penguins hockey 🤒
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Replying to @puckknow
all of the other big 4 sports are more racialized than hockey and therefore the objectification/exploitation of players' bodies is more palatable
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was gonna post a "pens players as songs on my Hot Girl workout playlist" but i do not think today is the right climate for it, discourse-wise
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or perhaps it is exactly the right climate. Either way. scared
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Malkin and others at that time had to deal with the outcome of their own actions (mostly own stupidity) on social media. Celebrini has to deal with and answer for the actions of other people that involve his own likeness, that's quite a big fucking difference.
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i wonder if he was hoping that Mack would agree with him and engage with that conversation. Good on Mack for staying neutral in a very uncomfortable situation
Replying to @puckworm
It's so obvious the journo wanted to write about crazy women hr fans, got assigned an interview but god he was going to keep his original thesis. Poor Mack.
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he literally was whored out by the league. in like 2014. this did happen
one has to feel for tyler seguin… born in the wrong generation… he would’ve loved to be whored out by the league
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my mom was a 17 year old girl who skipped class to go watch the Kings practice because she thought they were cute and now she's part of launching the LOVB Pro Women's league in SF. who cares how women get into sports! who cares!!
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wermie 🪐 retweeted
I think the few women watching hockey solely because they find the players attractive are valid too actually
no woman is watching hockey because they find the players hot. this narrative is insane to me. players are literally covered up head to toe..you can't even fucking see them.
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