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Android was a thing in our galaxy (I can’t remember what) because cern has restarted their machine again and now we in a different timeline (again) and the mandela effect is going on again!!! Noone of my frnds believe me…but i know im not dreaming!????
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This dude's timing is insane 😂
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Oh ten people?? Oh congrats bro thats amazing!!! Literally everyone i know in real life is bilingual
Why is the stereotype that Americans can’t speak multiple languages? Ik like 10 ppl irl that r bilingual
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Bitches out here 22 tryna be a housewife girl be a hoe
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It took me a while
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who is my timeline for
Sucking dick after it’s been in you
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I almost got hit by a bus a few minutes after posting this, this could've been the last thing I ever wrote
Farting away a tummy ache lowkey feels better than cumming
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deus disse tudo quando fez seios femininos
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You cannot achieve this by completely being normal btw
Claude Mellan's "Face of Christ" was created with a single line Using a single continuous line that spiraled from the top of Christ’s nose and expanded outwards Claude Mellan was able to create the ‘Face of Christ’, 📸:getty
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The first person to ever die must’ve been so confused
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My dick had me in places I wouldn’t go with a gun
She said her room is in the back. Are y'all walking in?? 😅
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you can design a clever logo that would be the envy of any graphic designer and then someone on twitter will call it cringe
there's this genre of logos that can be really cringe but they are really just puns and maybe that's how they should be
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What its like opening twitter in public
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yo era atea hasta q te vi las tetas y no tuve a quien mas agradecer
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Face ID has recognized me in moments I wouldn’t have recognized myself.
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SMH I’ve found my people
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i believe, big breasts should be called Boobs and small breasts should be called tits.
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