No fkng clue how I missed this one, but even still This might be my favorite post on the internet today. 🤘🏼🤣

🤜🏼🤛🏼 Me too, homie… me too. Not the incessantly-farty, “very-particular-set-of” type nonsense, but I have More than enough to share, that’s for dayum sure. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 Hope you have an Awesome day! 🤘🏼♥️

Because chili with nothing but meat is dull as fuck… 😂😂😂 Cornbread is a go, lack of beans is a Tf would I want to spoon beans into my gut Separately, for…? Extra steps for no gd reason…. lol

🙌🏼 I made a thing, bc E v e r y o N e needs in on the new slang ♥️ Been spreading this sht fkn Everywhere today, too — so if you’ve already seen it, well… my bad. 🤷🏼‍♀️ lol

** with a side of ketchup 💋 lmfao

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Henceforth, Lady-oral will F o r e v e r be K n o w N… as tossing that Egg Salad. 💋🤌🏼✨

You’re welcome. 💋

It’s “over” WHEN I SAY ITS OVER 😈 Lmmfao

{me, the moment after reading this particular lore:} 🙌🏼Henceforth, Lady oral will FOREVER BE KNOWN …. as tossing that Egg Salad. 💋🤌🏼✨ lmfao

😂 you saw my comment - we’re doing it, I MEAN iT!!! 🫶🏼🤣

🫨 Oh we’re so fkn doing this, jalapeño poppers are liiiiiife ❤️‍🔥🤤 lol

I would’ve laughed SO fkn HARD at the face-bounce, but yeahhh someone should prolly check on him. 🤣

Never mind the metal frame; I’m sure there’s no lightening where they live. 🥴🤣😂

My favorite cloud photo to date… & on my birthday, no less. 🥹🖤🤣

Helped some friends move out the old & into their new house, the last few days.. said house came w/ an old lady cat, a species they didn’t yet have in the fam —> so OFC we ran to the store & donated Comfy cat bed/dry & wet foods/water bowls, etc; Needless to say we all made a new fren. 🖤🤗 she’s a sweetie and a HALF, & will jump to lay & make biscuits in your lap at the VERY first opportunity.. about the only thing she likes more than her new bed — she’ll abandon that sht QUiCK if you sit on the nearby steps {& invite her eager-self onto your lap; she’s still polite af about it}, as demonstrated in the 3rd photo.. 🫶🏼🫠 lmao ADORBS. 🖤 & sorry the clip is so dark; they still gotta buy bulbs for ze porch lights 🤷🏼‍♀️ “should’a told me before I went to WM…” lol

Aaaand yet, I’ll *still* DESTROY some fuckin’ Popeyes —> I’m talkin’ NØ “leftovers”. 🤤🐖 lmao

👁️ 👁️ Ah, well… just ignore me, then. 🤗 loll

🤷🏼‍♀️😂 & I don’t give a fuck if you disagree; parents raising their pups is not the same thing as a Pack, imho; ✅ Coyotes have packs. ✅ Lions have packs {“prides”}. ✅ Crows, Orcas, Elephants, etc etc etc “It takes a village to raise a kid” and all that —> but when it’s a simple FAMiLY, it’s not the same thing… that’s merely parents raising their “kids”. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Lucy Logical *, more fkn like it.. 🤘🏼🤣

Same, the Zig•Zag one was the very FiRST roller I ever used {at 13 y/o} 🫶🏼🥹 ahahahaha My favorite was the metal-box type; had a black one w/ Betty Paige on the front for the LONGEST time, thing was the easiest roller I’ve ever used 🤘🏼😂🖤

Well, Why’d they buy the boring black one - I mean “There’s your problem…” 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

I’d never leave my house gun-naked again, after some stupid shit like this… 🤣😂 but, I’m also *Preposterously* territorial & would’ve taken this more personal than was even called for; 💯 He would’ve got his. 🖤😈 lmfao

😏 I said “A Shitton Of”, did I not? Or, did you SKiP that part and RUN to these comments before you actually comprehended wtf I said? D’awe - poor angsty little boi. 🫶🏼 Lmmfao Get it the fuck Together, Susan; maybe YOU can’t quite tell {due to them POWERFUL little feelers you’re struggling with}, but NøBøDY here is somehow “impressed” by your childish little tangent 💀🤣😂🤣 “We see thirty seconds in this clip SO THAT’S ALL it was HELD FOR‼️” 🤣🤣 fucking dead — tell me you’re a small minded little tool without TELLiNG ME… bahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

He BiG salty…. 🫶🏼🥹

..with That level of forethought, oh babes, please do. 🫶🏼🫠 lol

I cannot properly articulate how Factual this statement is. 🤨 lmfao

🤘🏼down, but just *know* iF it happens to be a female you’re fighting, she’s NOT leaving here with either one of them eyeballs “intact”. 💋 ahahahahahaha 🙌🏼 You’re also *getting* graped BEFORE you clean any blood off. 🤤 because that shit’s Hawt. Love youuu ♥️ lol

☝🏼OR, now just hear me out; use the Notably-SiMPLiFiED tried & true methods we’ve had since {probably before} the fkng 80’s… 😂😂 Really though, i mean wtf do you need all those *separate* moving parts, for??? 🤷🏼‍♀️ just over-complicating something that was Never broke, mate… dumb af. lmao

🙌🏼 Chicken. Cheesy. Ram’yan… Look, i went **Behind** the Scenes, stayed there begrudgingly for three entire years —> there’s a REASON they put delicious chicken shreds & a metric shitton of CHEESE in them {homemade-ramen} bowls, gyatDammit!! 🤣😂 Fr though, best gd ramen I’ve ever had in my life; Do iT‼️ 🤨 at least once, then you can go back to your boring lil’ cow flavors. 🫶🏼 loll

Awh… but my Twin Peaks banner-pic is half the ✨allure 🥺 lmao

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Acct* … 🫪 Lmao

no context.

{laughs in introvert}

💋 you’re goddamn right… I’d lick your face, but you’re too far atm. Raincheck 🤘🏼👅 ahaha

Skateboards are fkn hott — I’ll never in this Life object to having more skate-able surfaces. 🤘🏼❤️‍🔥🤤 lol