yes hello. boats on land. lowkey locksmith. down ombudsman. lucrative larcen. ghost of root beer ron.

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You’re nothing but a noun to me
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People are coming on here and saying their ass is a pussy
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Doing the deadman’s scrote
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No one is ready for pawpaw pussy
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yall need anything
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Committing a crime is lowk a great way to get found guilty
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ant pussy no uncles
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Ima keep it real with you bigdawg I’m alerting the authorities
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Bro chill out before I get the hose
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uh kitten how do you know propofol paul?
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the wicked wigger of the east
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One of the things I hate most about myself is being a coworker
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Eating a few popsicles for the shape
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Mf that made the harp was like hell ya needs about a thousand more strings
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I would go into the front lines of any war with those dude lesbians that have no affect in their face.
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Wiping my buttcrack
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no one ever snapped harder than the earl of sandwich
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not now kitten it’s knuckle puck time
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my neck my back uncle pussy and my crack
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Some guys can’t wait to spend some of their paychecks on men stronger than them going beastmode
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I went to your neck of the woods and all the hunters were gathering
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