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It’s honestly pretty sad that we aren’t really trading “memecoins” anymore… The reason it’s called memecoins is because they were meme coins lol Would create some funny movement and a cult community would push it, and be more passionate about it than anything else in their life We would literally find a random cute dog/cat, create a bunch of memes for it and literally live by it lmao Now everything is “tech” and has to be “paired” with something, it’s pretty sad Send me memes pls, so I can buy them

I will be changing my reputation to a hodler, I will not clip slop before bond anymore and I have been round tripping so much lately. Today I announce I am no longer a rapist and want to work together with the people.