ALT Ribbit: Oh hey! Never noticed that you had a tail, Jaxy. Cute!
Jax: Wh- cute?!
Ribbit: …
ALT Ribbit removes Kaufmo’s chest pompom and attaches it to his butt.
Ribbit: Well I believe that a tail is also the pinnacle of masculinity!
Kaufmo: I feel tail-riffic!
ALT Jax: pfff- yeah, lookin’ real manly there, Kaufy.
Kaufmo: Yeah! It’s EXTRA MANLY because Ribbit MANually attached it for me!
Ribbit: See Kaufy gets it
Jax: you gotta stop with the corny jokes man…