For the curious, or the people that want to learn how to be the hated leader behind burning teams, @JOTBConf published my talk at #JOTB25 !

𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝑜 𝐿𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝐹𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑀𝑖𝑐𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑛𝑔💼🔥 Ever dreamed of becoming the boss everyone avoids at lunch? 𝐑𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐚ë𝐥 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞 (@raphaelbeamonte) has cracked the code! 🔓 In his talk “𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐧 𝐀𝐰𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐈𝐧 𝐀 𝐅𝐞𝐰 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐬,” Raphaël takes you on a terrifyingly hilarious journey through the leadership traits that kill culture, drive away talent, and burn projects to the ground. Micromanagement? Check. Cryptic communication? Check. Taking credit while blaming others? Chef’s kiss. You’ll leave laughing, and maybe sweating, because you’ve either seen it or been it. More about the talk 👉 jonthebeach.com/speakers/?sp…ël%20Beamonte 👹 Learn what not to do. Or lean in. We won’t judge. 😝 Don’t be papafrita 🍟 Get your ticket NOW! 🎟️ 📍 Málaga, Spain | 📆 May 14–16, 2025 jonthebeach.com #JOTB25 #LeadershipFail #EngineeringCulture #TechTalks

𝐇𝐨𝐰 (𝐧𝐨𝐭) 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐰𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫... We’re excited to welcome @raphaelbeamonte, Director of Engineering, Infrastructure at Ramp, to #JOTB25! From micromanagement to credit-stealing, his talk "Being An Awful Leader In A Few Easy Steps" hilariously exposes leadership failures, so you can avoid them. Don’t miss this masterclass in what not to do! 😉 👉 jonthebeach.com/speakers/?sp… #Leadership #EngineeringManagement #TechLeadership #JOTB25

A short video interview with @raphaelbeamonte at #JOTB24 is available! Raphaël is the Technical Lead of Infrastructure at @temporalio and has spent over a decade immersed in the world of distributed systems, balancing hands-on work and the instruction of these complex concepts. #computerengineering #distributedsystems #softwaredevelopment piped.video/q1-SQIWX4rA

My talk at #JOTB24 is now available ! I’m talking about developer productivity, omnicli.dev, and why and how we adopted it at @temporalio. (I’m also talking about The Matrix and The Office) #omni #omnicli #devprod #temporal

Je serai dans les bureaux de @leboncoin pour un de leurs événements @leboncointech le 16 avril ! Ne manquez pas l'occasion de parler d'exécution pérenne (#DurableExecution) avec nous !

I'll be in #Toronto next week to talk about how we deploy #Temporal using Temporal at @temporalio, along with a few people from Wealthsimple who will talk about how they handle their crypto stacking rewards! Come join us!

👋 Meet @raphaelbeamonte, Technical Lead of Infrastructure at @temporalio, and one of the speakers of #JOTB24, where he will delve into the universal challenges faced in software development environments and the solutions presented by omni during his talk "Addressing Development Pains Holistically". He joined #Temporal to contribute to building the next era of distributed systems and aiding developers in crafting superior software more efficiently, all with a layer of open source. Learn more about Raphaël and his talk here: cutt.ly/Kw1mpnHR #distributedsystems #omni #softwaredevelopment #opensource

I'll be talking at @JOTBConf in May about omnicli.dev and how it helps our engineers at @temporalio, as well as how we use it with temporal.io! #JOTB24

If you like exploring efficient and performant edge traffic and Lord of the Rings references you'll love this new post by @raphaelbeamonte taking a closer look at Möbius — Shopify's unified edge 👉 bit.ly/37vWJ8C

In September an expired root certificate caused a cascade of issues across some of the biggest services on the web. @raphaelbeamonte shared how we identified the issue and acted quickly on a solution that prevented a global outage of Shopify's platform. bit.ly/3K94YG7

I wrote a new post for @ShopifyEng Blog, this time about an #outage and how @Shopify handled it, preventing it from being a huge one, as we need to ack our near misses. Learn about what happened, why, and how our processes helped us avoid the worst here: shopify.engineering/that-old…

Seems like a lot of folks are going to end up alone tomorrow. So, a reminder. Love y’all. ❤️

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