hey guyse wha t s up
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Hello I am the Biggest Spider you’ve ever seen and I live in Your Bathroom
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Just pulled a two-inch long cat hair out of my eyeball #ALLYOURFAULT
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a lot of self described leftists fail to recognize that it is ultimately, bedtime
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Never kill yourself they might discover new kitty
A new species of cat has been identified for the first time in a century—and experts think that there may be even more to discover around the world: on.natgeo.com/n5nxra
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At improv class we were put in trios & told to find something we all have in common, & my group discovered we all grew up in the same neighbourhood & went to the same elementary school 20yrs apart
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Hit my Yes Man a little to hard and now he’s started going Maybe
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RT @beautyofattolia: Neytiri lies down to take a nap with baby Tuk and suddenly all three of the older kids have to join her x.com/iok…
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My favourite mug is fucking cracked now I have to have my tea in my second favourite mug
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We have to build AI that murders us, because if we don’t, China will build it first, and I don’t want to get murdered by a computer that speaks Chinese. That would be ridiculous.
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Just saw a Massachusetts license plate on my street??? Man I commend the effort but at that point why not just fly
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Told my mum my whole feed is talking about Kirkmas & she goes “oh haha I’ve never heard it called that. I thought it was yesterday though” & starts talking about Star Trek ??? She thought I was talking about Star Trek’s 60th anniversary. I wish my mind could be so pure
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Woke up with a deep painful zit next to my mouth. Everyone needs to die now
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are we still allowed to grab somebody sexy and tell them hey give me everything tonight or is that no longer allowed in 2026
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Opened my email to find this draft I don’t recall writing? Am I having a stroke???
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was what we had real or cake
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Had a dream that my cat was born as a lizard & then turned into a cat as she grew up
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they're like the little angel and devil on your shoulders guiding you through life
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This is like. The opposite of pride month. This is a month of suffering and grief for the gays
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