Guy That Gets Shot In The Head 100,000 Times A Day
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chciałbym nosić takie outfity będąc piękną rosjanką, szkoda że zamiast tego jestem p0lakiem z zakolami jako kara od boga za grzechy z poprzedniego życia
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Common engineer trait (doesn't matter which field) is proudly stating they could easily make a user-friendly product experience while bemoaning the fact that others are paid to do so. They will then do something like this
i HATE how an engineer invented the correct way to write recipes like 20 years ago and nobody else ever used it
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Weird, another gay dream. 4th day in a row. It must be emblematic of my confused feelings of the class and power structure in America
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Imagine Going about your day and getting a broke n*gga alert from your own mother
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i love when youre allowed to cook stuff with the saucepan lid on like bye 👋 i dont really like tweeting its more of a compulsion
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every time I’m in a CVS some old person has trapped a poor employee in some kafkaesque question about their receipt or some coupon or some rewards program
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