💎 or 🍋? The deck won't tell you. The @stripe data will. GemOrLemon – due diligence for SaaS buyers. $199.
🔎 SaaS due diligence →
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🤑 Verified MRR on @marclou's @trust_mrr is great, but it says nothing about the health of a business or its value.
So I built 💎 GEM or 🍋 LEMON.
✅ Upload 4 Stripe CSVs
✅ Instant rating 0-100 (+ valuation)
✅ 30+ metrics (MRR, churn, cohorts, ...)
✅ Plain English > charts
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Entering my mechanical keyboard era. 😆
First impression: Sick! Why didn't I buy this earlier?
@nuphystudio Air75
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Is it just me or has Amazon become Temu with better UX and premium shipping?
1000 almost equivalent products, every other article is sponsored, only 4,5+ star ratings.
Makes it super tough to choose anything.
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🤑 Verified MRR on @marclou's @trust_mrr is great, but it says nothing about the health of a business or its value.
So I built 💎 GEM or 🍋 LEMON.
✅ Upload 4 Stripe CSVs
✅ Instant rating 0-100 (+ valuation)
✅ 30+ metrics (MRR, churn, cohorts, ...)
✅ Plain English > charts
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Sample reports (free to view, no signup)
💎 GEM: insta buy
app.gemorlemon.com/shared/oC…
🤏 SQUEEZE: negotiate
app.gemorlemon.com/shared/oi…
🍋 LEMON: walk away
app.gemorlemon.com/shared/1w…
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$199 launch price for the first 50 reports, $249 after.
gemorlemon.com
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A SaaS for sale. $6.5k MRR, @stripe-verified. The money is real.
🍋 Still a lemon:
❌ 12.6% monthly revenue churn
❌ largest customer = 36.9% of MRR
❌ existing customer base worth ~$46k in runoff
Verified MRR is a snapshot. Deals die in the trend. 🧵
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Here's a full sample report – free to read, no signup:
30+ deterministic metrics: verified MRR, cohort survival, payment failures, a 12-month projection and the exact questions to ask the seller before you wire anything.
app.gemorlemon.com/shared/1w…
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GemOrLemon is live.
Launch deal: the first 50 reports are $199 – then it's $249.
Either way, less than an hour of a DD consultant.
Before you wire six figures, find out if it's a 💎 gem 💎 or a 🍋 lemon 🍋.
gemorlemon.com
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Hey @elonmusk feature idea for 𝕏.
Make the comments on a post visible only after you've commented yourself first.
That way, you won't be biased, and it will encourage balanced opinions and active participation in the discussion instead of just watching.
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Wie kann es sein, dass jeder private Fernsehsender top Infrastruktur hat, aber der Sender, für den ich gezwungen bin zu zahlen, es nicht schafft, einen funktionierenden Livestream hinzubekommen? 🤬
#FIFAWorldCup #AUTJOR
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Did @claudeai completely nerf Opus 4.8 after rolling out Fable and left us with that broken version? Opus performs 10x worse than before it seems.
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Happy @YouTube Premium customer, but they're raising prices again. 28 €/month is becoming unreasonably expensive.
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