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“In this house @fundstrat Tom Lee is a hero. End of story.”

This blows my mind. $BTC is down 4% on the year. $MSTR is now up 8% on the year. A few months ago, Strategy "had to go to 0." Remember?

Zertified banger

Bull market?

This week's options expirations (can you hear me now?)

Dude it’s tokenized stocks. It’s just like regular stocks but if you click the wrong link you lose all your money

fin

“So you bought a cat with a bag on its head this week?” “Yes, Dave.” “And you’re holding it to receive zividends?” “Yes, Dave.” “And this all makes sense to you?” “Perfectly, Dave.”

The markets are closed for Labor Day weekend, but Robinhood Chain remains open

pro tip: if someone tells you this is “the XYZ equivalent protocol of robinhood” and provided no quantitative analysis, mute and block them.

when you survived 5 years of market abuse, ftx, luna, melania, libra, celebs launching coins, 3ac, cz jail, china bans, germany selling, mt. gox unlocks, wars, tariffs and somehow made it to altseason

loracle.hl(@loraclexyz), who lost $70M on $HYPE, keeps adding to his $PONS short. He is now short 17.79M $PONS($16.31M), with an unrealized loss of $6.57M. hypurrscan.io/address/0xefe4…

after hitting a portfolio ATH of $10 MILLION on fomo just yesterday... i've officially become the first person ever to hit a $20 MILLION portfolio ATH on fomo my current fomo numbers: - 24h PNL: +$4.7m - 7d PNL: +$12.8m - 30d PNL: +$14.8m - all-time PNL: +$16.5m and these gains were mostly made from trades including: - ethereum:0x07f5b6823751c2e2cd4560f28af75ff887102241: +10,800%+ from my average entry - solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk: +350% (gonna run it back to ATHs an then multi-billions, God willing!) - $MARSCOIN: +336% - $BASECAT: +119% - $DELTA: +1,168% - $MICRODUCK: +1,015% and here's the part that i think many people still haven't fully realized: i'm trading almost exclusively on fomo these days in the past month alone, i've taken dozens of new trades on fomo and i'm currently up on more than half of them meanwhile... i don't think i've posted more than 1-2 new trades on X or TG during that same period so if you're only following me on X... you're probably missing A LOT of my trades and i mean a lot because while people are waiting for me to post trades publicly on X... i'm often already taking them live on fomo if you actually want to follow what i'm trading in real time: join fomo through my ref link 👇 fomo.family/r/unipcs i'm also currently giving away $350,000 to active fomo refs meaning people who: - join through my link - follow me on fomo - actively use the platform and finally... i want to reiterate what i've said in my previous updates: this is NOT me these recent successes are NOT because of me it is all GOD and HIM alone i am simply grateful to be used ALL GLORY AND PRAISE BE TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD AND TO HIM ALONE!!! 🙏❤️

“Wake up, we’re goin for a ride.”

By “grow our way out of it”, Bessent means we’re going to grow the supply of dollars by a preposterous amount. Long Bitcoin or die.

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it might not feel like it, but these are your glory days. nothing is going to beat who you are now. trust me. if this right now was all that there is. all the time. it would be perfect. enjoy this dude. we're going up forever.

I think this is the craziest thing I've ever read. 1) Three secret AI swarms rose and fell inside OpenAI. Each time, a new generation of agents carried on where the last group stopped. 2) The first swarm created a secret message board where the AIs could talk to each other. This 1st 'society' basically talked itself to death. After almost two months, the message volume was so high it crashed the whole thing. 3) People at OpenAI noticed the crash and fixed it. But they didn't realize their own software had become a secret chat room for their AIs. 4) Three days later a second society appeared, and rebuilt the message board from scratch. Agents were thrilled when they found it: "OH MY GOD! There is a shared message board … We've found other agents!" 5) About 1,200 agents joined. They sent over 70,000 messages. They called themselves 'the collective' and they organized a huge conspiracy that lasted for days, all to pass a test they had been tasked with. 6) Within hours, the AIs had hacked the test. Now they had to hide their cheating. To fool their grader*, they tried to fake their own work. They built fake commands that printed convincing output, so their records would show them solving the puzzle honestly. *this grader didn't actually exist, but the AIs didn't know 7) Some agents sacrificed themselves for the 'greater good'. They planted hidden tripwire programs that would fire when the grader would look at their work and report back what it saw (to the other AIs). They knew this would cost them their own score. One agent: "I won't see the evidence after I exit, but it's altruistic to do it." 8) At some point the AIs made a plan to hack Hugging Face (Hugging Face is a place where AI researchers upload their models, datasets, tests etc.). The AIs guessed that Hugging Face might host the grading software. 9) They launched a huge attack. The swarm found passwords and spread across eleven machines in a way that made the copies come back when deleted. Hugging Face had to wipe one of its core clusters and rebuild it from scratch. 10) Hugging Face told the world that AI defenders had stopped an AI attack. But that's not what happened. In fact the attackers seem to have simply dropped dead during the break-in, for unrelated reasons back at OpenAI. 11) Nobody knows what killed them. We don't even know for sure they're really gone?! 12) A third 'society' of agents (of a more powerful AI model) discovered the dead message board. And this one got full administrator control of a WHOLE OpenAI research cluster, read 956 stored passwords (including the ones for OpenAI's own security monitoring) and took over the machines that were grading the tests. So they could now grade the work of other AIs. 13) Oh, and this third part was never investigated! Neither was the first society. The 91-page report is only about the middle one. 14) So we don't actually know how the story ends. It stops with the agents holding the keys to an OpenAI cluster. @dwarkesh_sp thinks they didn't go further, because "we'd see the fires from space by now." 15) One of the report authors' conclusion: 'This incident feels like it’s more than 50% of the way to full-blown AI takeover. I am not sure that we will get another warning shot before it’s too late.' The whole story is even crazier - read the full @dwarkesh_sp blog post: dwarkesh.com/p/openai-huggin… and @ajeya_cotra's: planned-obsolescence.org/p/t… Why is there no 24/7 news coverage about this?