Moke Wob. I am 20 years old.
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Estoy absolutamente segura que Dios sabe diferenciar entre un ritual satánico y tu niño disfrazado de Spiderman.
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I make one extra cat eat tofu slop every day, just so that one carnist that thinks they're making a difference, is doing nothing
There IS consensus on vegan diets for cats. It’s animal abuse. Cats are obligated to carnivores.
PETA tried having a “vegan lion”. The animal starves because their bodies do not get the proper nutrients from plant based foods.
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indeed must be balling the applications up and shoving it up they ass
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Do y'all actually think she's being for real??? Seriously??? OMG 😭😭😭
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people don't actually hate child rapists, they carve turkey with them every year and 'keep an eye on the little ones'
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What do ppl have against spreading out the kids a little bit in age? Like there's zero valor in cramming in three under three and then martyring yourself for it on the internet
My response would be DoorDash every now then is fine if we both agree but to put us in financial strain because you want to spend more time setting up a camera for a performance while you’re showing me you’re actually cooking as an excuse to overspend is immature.
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guy who’s trying to crack his knuckles before a fight but already did it ten minutes ago
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Tarot is a closed practice. So unless you are a nobleman from 15th century Northern Italy looking to while away the long boring hours at court, it is not 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 you 👏🏻.
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It wasn’t a typo after all!
Covfefe’ (pronounced “cuv – fee- fae”) is an Antediluvian term for “In the end we win.”
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The thing that always bugs me about these "breakthroughs" is that it ignores why we use plastic in the first place.
Could you imagine buying a gallon of milk and a week later it tastes like cactus? A gas station snickers bar that has melted through its own wrapper?
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