๐”ป๐•ž ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐”ธ๐••๐•ค&โ„™๐•ฃ๐Ÿ“ฅ57390

Nowhere
When you piss off your 2007 gf and start making stupid faces to make her laugh
79
240
286
1,374
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
Why do people shame men for crying but complain that men donโ€™t communicate their feelings?
85
127
148
1,145
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
My roommate accused me of stealing his โ‚ฆ100k, so I packed my things. He searched my entire room. He checked my bags. He even called our landlord. I told him: โ€œYou've already decided I'm a thief.โ€ Then I left.
77
191
249
2,639
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
Settings babe sweet pass OS and private chefs. Dem dey clean. Dem just dey turn up for any kind settings Dem be like homie Dem no dey catch feelings The service dem dey offer no be really their main work
When una start this โ€œsettings babeโ€ name fgs๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Una no real ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
9
23
32
504
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
if +234 babes never give you sweetie before i no fit rate you.
38
47
62
427
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
e no hard to know fake friends, if you dey observe you go see the signs.
16
32
33
165
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
A rare video of me and my biggest fan chidi๐Ÿฅฐ
77
119
145
1,888
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
Forever starts now ๐Ÿ’ 19/12/2026
14
12
17
235
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
So Man City is going to return all the stolen trophies ๐Ÿ† they got over the yearsโ€ฆ Iโ€™m glad ๐Ÿ˜Œ
67
124
149
1,290
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
Advertising myself since my girlfriend no want me againโ€ฆ I no expensive at all.
197
290
432
5,531
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
26. 9. 26 +1๐ŸŽ‰
108
110
183
1,923
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
Roommates started a game of whoever knocks it over has to take the trash out (I live by myself)
32
47
52
655
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
Finally I can put the math I learnt to use.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
15
23
36
880
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
Dear men, career women are not wife materialโ€ฆ
82
107
122
4,707
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
With a woman like this, cheating makes no sense.๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘€
172
174
1,335
102,722
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
โ€œcanโ€™t wait for the weekendโ€ me Saturday and Sunday:
41
67
92
937
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
but when you dey troll women for morning you no be banger boy e touch you now you dey rant๐Ÿ˜น
online no be real life online, youโ€™re a banger boy trying to form agenda on my head for twitter likes & impressions in real life, iโ€™m a young multi millionaire with a beautiful girlfriend that i plan on starting a family with๐Ÿฅฐ
32
155
1,515
42,522
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
This you?????๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Trolling Davido cause he ล‚ost the Grammy award to Tyla???
online no be real life online, youโ€™re a banger boy trying to form agenda on my head for twitter likes & impressions in real life, iโ€™m a young multi millionaire with a beautiful girlfriend that i plan on starting a family with๐Ÿฅฐ
72
157
1,849
94,193
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
All these blue tick accounts get pride sha
35
37
46
540
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
see wetin person carry come from house for the new semester ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
24
30
82
1,151
๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ โœฐ retweeted
finding someone whose weird matches your weird is genuinely underrated
222
317
372
3,075