refriedbuttsects@refriedbuttsect
 obama
Joined December 2021
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i’m so stoned i bet obama knows
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Isaac@isaacturnersong
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I would enjoy to seeing you immediately now
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pretending obama is in the room
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telling our waiter his tip is in our Van outside
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son, a boner is when a skeleton gets a touchdown okay , i don’t give a fuck what josh said
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don’t ever look at my wife ever again
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i’m like the bard , i make my men laugh so they kill better
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lonnie@aubreyplazawyd
Sep 24
That awkward moment when you need to take somebody else’s life
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𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐦𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭:
renatoise@renatoise
Sep 21
eu amo esse video com todas as minhas forças
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jainormis
@jainormis
Sep 24
you better be snug as bug rn bro
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cav empty@cavempty_
Sep 23
spending time with my child son and he’s actually not that bad
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asking the guy at olive garden if i can flip my table upside down and sit on the floor
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tasman
@lildorothy_
Sep 24
I’m at the gun range setting up a kissing booth
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asking my waiter at olive garden if i can go home now
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tasman
@lildorothy_
Sep 23
(flirting) you can have all my data if you want
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𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐥𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧
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when u like my tweet i pretend we’re having dinner and the night is young
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mau
@rllydu
Sep 22
someone was really so freaked out at one point that they started measuring things in feet
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if reincarnation is real they make u roll this when u die
Dudley Newright
@NewRightPoast
Sep 21
idk if you can call yourself human if you own one of these
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mirror mirror on the bald who is the most obama of them all 🪞🧎
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using the big bathroom stall to rap about a pill
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