20 year veteran of the entertainment industry. PhD in making your mom see stars.

Austin, TX
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Oh hey, what a delightful surprise. Thank you to the folks @AustinChronicle for recognizing one of my great passions: fixing other people's TV settings. It is a genuine honor. austinchronicle.com/best-of-…
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I redid the NYT blue wave map they put out, and extended it to previous years as well. You can really understand how big this wave was compared to everything else in recent history. 3.1 GB of data in 23 seconds.
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Cuyahoga went sicko mode for Acton. She outran Obama’s 2008 margin in PARMA.
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if the hatred in your heart for maga and the republican party is pure enough, we will always align regardless of policy disagreements.
Mr Blue Sky 2026
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so let’s use some of that excitement from election results towards actionable steps!! these people work for us, and we should take advantage of pressuring them while we push for better material conditions here and abroad
Tryna be happy Texas is blue knowing full well Talarico and Hinojosa are not rly pro-trans and Hinojosa states reinstating abortion access was “not a priority”
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If you can’t name all six flags without looking it up, you will be immediately deported to North Dakota. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. It’s Blexas now.
Either assimilate or get the fuck out…
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She’d never lose re-election for the rest of her life
Breaking: Hinojosa pledges to turn the Mothership back into the Alamo Drafthouse Ritz with paper order slips and the 2016 menu
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driving around austin texas
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We did it for him, y’all.
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Democratic candidate Deb Haaland, who was endorsed by George R.R. Martin, has won the New Mexico gubernatorial election, becoming the first Native American woman in U.S. history to be elected governor.
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Leaving the house today to find out just how hard we're Blexasing. I suspect we will be Blexasing to the max.
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Happy "Only a Normal Amount of Spam Calls" Day, everyone.
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Cannot overstate how much the city of Austin hates Greg Abbott. ALL MY HOMIES hate that man. #ripbozo
Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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Ohio and Texas did the damn thing. Never thought I'd see the day.
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I've seen enough. Time to change the name back to Twitter.
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LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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Holy shit. BLEXAS is real.
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All my homies hate Greg Abbott. Now it's clear the rest of Texas does, too.
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It's time
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